FW: give me ur thoughts

My thoughts?

OK

I'm fucking sick of you fucking annoying cnuts filling up my inbox with your
fucking annoying shit.

So fuck off wombat tangerine teapots on a shelf delilah raspberry.

-----Original Message-----
From: Lamar
Sent: 06 May 2006 19:50
To: Jeroen
Cc: bog@pigpog.com
Subject: give me ur thoughts

It is been awhile. Hope everythign with you is goign well. How is work going
also?

I've just started with this new firm, www.overexitingdifand.com/tpn/. be
these overwhelmed placed babies could in an area where the water will be
circulating Give me ur thoughts.

Talk to u,

Lamar

FW: You happy

No I not happy.

Hey, it's time now for *you* to make a change. Why don't you go stuff
yourself? Quit being a spamming arse-bag and go get a proper job.

-----Original Message-----
From: Daniel
Sent: 06 May 2006 19:40
To:
Subject: You happy

Hey, it's time now to make the change.

After all the years of stuffing yourself, it takes a toll on you.
If you still wanna turn ur life around, stop by
www.overexitingdifand.com/gbv/ to read up on how to do this.

'But why don't you go yourself?' thought. From sending messages he came to
making direct speech to the kite--without, however, ceasing to send the
runners. Doubtless, the height of the

tower, seated as it was on the hill-top, the rushing of the ceaseless wind,
the hypnotic effect of the lofty altitude of the speck in the sky at which

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Unusual spam - is there really a huge demand for university places in
the Ukraine?

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Study In Ukraine,1500$/Year, Any Faculty, Places Limited
Date: Sat, 6 May 2006 03:39:16 -0700
From: Study In Ukraine<Study.In.Ukraine>
Reply-To: www.StudyInUkraine.org
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Spam or scam? I'm not sure. One of the two...

-------- Original Message --------
Date: Sat, 6 May 2006 03:20:07 +0800
From: arach.net.au@web4.45ru.net.au
To: npdrgkzrpjzz

e@pijkkkxmkvyu.com
Subject: Representative.
From: Mr.Liang Lei <liang_lei333@yahoo.es>
Reply-To: liang_lei111@yahoo.es
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit

Ref: WWC/ WWA/A23/004

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FW: Beneficiary

What a heartfelt story. I feel moved. Really. I do.

Damn, there's sarcasm all over the carpet!

-----Original Message-----
From: judy watson [mailto:watson07@walla.com]
Sent: 05 May 2006 17:51
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Beneficiary

judy watson
Email:watson07@walla.com
Dear Sir/Madam
My name is Mrs. judy watson. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate
what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer
for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has
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I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late
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I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred
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motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact
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WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange
the transfer of the funds from my account to you.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact
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NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: New design LED torch
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 08:59:25 +0800
From: Tyreida <tyreida@gmail.com>
Reply-To: tyreida@gmail.com
To: michael <michael@pigpog.com>

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FW: Re[2]:hi from Galechka

From pigpogm's wife:

Hi my annoying spamming twunt!

I'm a very tired and emotional lady in the throes of PMT. I have a lousy
attitude to spam and those who send it.

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-----Original Message-----
From: Galechka
Sent: 04 May 2006 19:01
To: michael
Subject: Re[2]:hi from Galechka

Hi my Dear Stranger!

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FW: How's ur day goign

Shit. it's going shit.
-----Original Message-----
From: "Merrill"<a>
Sent: 03/05/06 08:08:41
Subject: How's ur day goign

Something to ask you.

when u wake up, u still have those painful joints? If it is yes, then read
(link removed) they can guide u. show whose
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is over the and over exchanged hills to and interpret

Merrill

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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: End month action, certified pills directly from manufacture.
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 12:45:51 +0500
From: Douglas
Reply-To: Douglas
To: dam

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"writting with tears of sorrow" - wonderful.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dowlu [mailto:dowlu_family1@yahoo.co.in]
> Sent: 02 May 2006 13:46
> To: 017259
> Subject: Dear i am writting with tears of sorrow
>
>
> Dearest One,
> With due respect and heartful of tears since we have not
> known or met ourselves previously. I am asking for your
> assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks
> good of you,it's highly reputable that is why I pick an
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> proposal well known if I am given the opportunity.I am Mr GBI
> DOWLU from Liberia,the only son of Late COL R. DOWLU.My
> father is now late,he died during the last crisis in my
> country(Liberia). He was one of the high officers in the
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> HE USED MY NAMES AS NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSITING THE BOX IN CASE
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> investments,BUT HE NEVER INCLUDE DEATH IN HIS PLANS.And he
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> HE ADVICED ME TO MOVE OUT OF LIBERIA WITH MY YOUNGER
> SISTER,FOR OUR LIFE SINCE WE DONT HAVE ANY ONE THERE TO CALL
> OUR OWN,BECAUSE WE LOST OUR MOTHER WHEN WE ARE SMALL.
>
> THAT WE SHOULD LOOK FOR A FORRGIN PARTENER WHO WILL ASSIST US
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> Thanks and remain bless.
> Awaits your urgent response.
> GBI DOWLU.
>
>
>
>

CONGRATULATION!!! YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS HAS WON A PROMOTION

Another Microsoft give-away. I'm surprised Billy boy has any money left -
he seems to be giving away millions every day in these lotteries. Slightly
odd that it's using a Netscape free email address, though - maybe he got
tired of using his Hotmail account, and wanted to check out the competition.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: PROMOTION [mailto:microsoftnl@microsoftnl.com]
> Sent: 02 May 2006 16:03
> To: bog
> Subject: CONGRATULATION!!! YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS HAS WON A PROMOTION
>
> MICROSOFT EMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL
> FROM:INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD.
> PROMOTING INTERNET USAGE OVER THE GLOBE
> (MICROSOFT ENCOURAGE GLOBALIZATION)
>
> FROM: THE PROMOTION COORDINATOR,
> INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
> Microsoft B.V. Boeing Avenue 44.
>
> RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
> Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,the
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> of individuals and companies from Africa, America,
> Asia,Australia,Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of
> our International Promotions Program.
>
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> for Category A winners.
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> In your best interest to aviod mix up of numbers and names of
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> remitted to your account.
> This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
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> of this program.
> Please contact your claims agent immediately for due
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> ***********************************************
> Mr. Peter van Holf,
> Address: P.O. Box 2021 3500GA Utrecht Netherlands.
> Tel.: +31-649-301-215
> Email : executiveplanete@netscape.net
> ***********************************************
>
> You are advised to contact the agents by email.
> Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.
> NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your Reference
> and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your
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>
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> BATCH NUMBER: 18/044/PNL
>
> Congratulations once again and we hope you will participate
> in our end of year program.
>
> N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will
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>
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> MRS.HANA VOSSESTEIN.
> THE PROMOTION COORDINATOR,
> MICROSOFT NL.
>
>
>

CONTACT YOUR CLAIM AGENT!!!

Oh good. Another lottery win. And there was me thinking I might have to
*work* for money, by helping a rich widow get 47 million dollars out of
Nigeria.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: info02@lotto-nl.com [mailto:info02@lotto-nl.com]
> Sent: 02 May 2006 16:00
> Subject: CONTACT YOUR CLAIM AGENT!!!
>
> CONTACT YOUR CLAIM AGENT!!!
>
> THE TOTO TIP Loterij
> Laan Van Hoorhwijck 55
> 1104kg Amsterdam
> Netherland
> (Customer Services)
> WINNING NOTIFICATION:
> Ref: CBASL/251OYI/05
>
> Batch: 16/25/0025
> Contact Email address: infoskyblue1000@netscape.net
>
>
> Dear Winner,
>
> We happily announce to you the draw (#1024) of the
> NETHERLAND TOTO TIP LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes
> International program held on 28th of April 2006.
>
> Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545
> 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky
> numbers:04,07, 29, 30, 42,44. 49 which subsequently won
> you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus
> bonus.
> You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
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> Please be warned. To file for your claim, please contact
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> Netherland Lottery Fiduciary
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> Email: infoskyblue1000@netscape.net
> Fax:+31-847-518-050
> www.toto.nl
> Our European agent will immediately commence the process
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>
> Goodluck from me and members of staff of the Netherland
> TOTO TIP LOTTERY.
> Yours faithfully,
>
> MR.PETER MOORE
>
> Online co-ordinator for Netherland NATIONAL
>

decide yet

> After all the years of eating, it takes a toll on your life.

Not as much as years of *not* eating would.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ramiro [mailto:lorie@123hanoi.com]
> Sent: 01 May 2006 08:11
> To: eref
> Cc: aster
> Subject: decide yet
>
> Hey, it's time now to make the change. After all the years of
> eating, it
> takes a toll on your life.
>
> If you still wanna turn ur life around, stop by
> http://www.forittodelageaandno.com/bmt/ to read up on how to do this.
>
> answered, town's population not "Hello." impossible.
> quadrupled majority
>
>

NEW DUTCH HOLLAND

Oh good - another lottery win. How much? A million euros - not bad. The
Sultan of Brunei and Bill Gates are such generous people.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: newdutchhooland@virgilio.it
> [mailto:newdutchhooland@virgilio.it]
> Sent: 02 May 2006 12:14
> Subject: NEW DUTCH HOLLAND
>
> NEW DUTCH HOLLAND
> FROM MR. ANDREW SMITH.
> (LOTTERY COORDINATOR)
>
> Dear
> Sir/Madam,
>
> We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent
> lottery draws held on the 28 th of April 2006 . Your e-mail address
> attached to ticket number 90622089237-067 with serial number 169-470
> drew lucky numbers 9-24-06-18-05-26, which consequently won
> in the 2nd
> category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay
> out of 1 ,
> 000,000 (Euros) (One Million Euros only)
>
>
> Note that all participants
> in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a
> computer
> ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000
> individual email addresses from all search engines and web
>
> sites. This
> promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and
> sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, bill
> gates of Microsoft Inc and other corporate organizations. This is to
> encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide.
>
> For
> security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning
> information confidential until your claims have been
> processed and your
> money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
> double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
> participants. We look forward to your active participation in
> our next
> year USD50 million slot.
>
>
> You are requested to contact our Lottery
> coordinator below to assist you with your winnings and subsequent
> payments. All winnings must be claimed not later than one month after
> the date of this notice. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary
> delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and
> batch numbers in all correspondence, and please note that you will be
> required to pay for the issuance of your winning certificate
>
>
> Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform
> our agent
> as soon as possible. Congratulations once more and thank you
> for being
> part of our promotional program.
>
>
> NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY
> DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.
>
> Sincerely yours,
>
> MR.
> ANDREW SMITH.
> LOTTERY COORDINATOR)
> EMMAL:newdutchh@netscape.net
>

Internet home work - Salary from 700-800 a week

Well, I like the idea of "Work in Internet", but I think maybe not.

Spamming goits.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: matthias_kurpanek@bog-online.de
> [mailto:matthias_kurpanek@bog-online.de]
> Sent: 02 May 2006 04:41
> To: bog
> Subject: RE: Internet home work - Salary from 700-800 a week
>
>
> Financial manager position in your country! Work in
> Internet with good salary!
> Company Troy Communcations GmbH troycom.org - job offer
> part - is seeking for responsible, literate and honest
> persons for the positions in transaction services to be
> financial manager.
> 1. Be able to check your email several times a day
> 2. Be able to respond to emails immediately
> 3. Be able to work overtime if needed
> 4. Be responsible and hard working
> 5. Be able to open bank account for company needs (if needed)
> 6. Should have personal bank account
> You will be asked for punctuality, managerial abilities and
> responsibility. You will also receive detailed instructions
> for subsequent actions from our manager, with information how
> to receive/transfer the money.
> Please contact us by mail
> Resume: recruitment@troycom.org
>
> General information: corporate@troycom.org
>
> Customer service: sales@troycom.org
>
>
>
> Troy Communcations GmbH
>
> Germany
> Schaumburg-Lippe-Str. 7,
> D-53113 Bonn
> Tel#1: +1 (619) 828-7439
> Fax#: +1 (619) 828-7439
>
>

Software

Whelk C. Witchcraft
Run, Whelk, Run.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Whelk C. Witchcraft [mailto:bombe@globeop.com]
> Sent: 02 May 2006 17:25
> To: Harrissam
> Subject: Software
>
> Why pay big bucks? Create your OWN website now!
> Just click to buy OEM! best worldwide soft at increadeable prices!!!
>
> New software on our site:
>
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> WordPerfect Office 10 - $69.95
> Quark Xpress 6 Passport Multilanguage - $69.95
> Illustrator CS - $69.95
> Picture It Premium 9 - $59.95
> Borland Delphi 7 Enterprise Edition (2CD) - $69.95
> Office XP Professional - $79.95
> Office 2003 Professional (1 CD Edition) - $89.95
> Photoshop Elements 3.0 Windows - $59.95
> Flash MX 2004 - $69.95
> Office 2003 Professional (1 CD Edition) - $89.95
>
> Our site:
> http://elk3182fkl29xeer1ee91wew.mutagede.com/
>

!!! CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE WON

Oh, is the Bank of England owned by Microsoft now?

Not too surprising, I guess. A bit odd that a UK lottery, paying out from
the Bank of England, to an English person, would explain how much that is in
US dollars, but never mind - I'm not one to look a gift OS in the
filesystem.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: promotion [mailto:microsoftwordemailpromotion03@jumpfield.de]
> Sent: 02 May 2006 06:03
> Subject: !!! CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE WON
>
>
>
> MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY
>
> UNITED KINGDOM. LONDON.
>
> BANK OF ENGLAND/MICROSOFT HOUSE, LONDON.
>
> Director: MR. Andrew Gregry III
>
> PHONE #:(00944) 702 305 0856
>
> PHONE #:(00944) 702 305 0857
>
> PHONE #:(00944) 702 305 0858
>
> FAX #:(00944) 700 598 0586
>
>
>
> REF NO: M154S/WL04.
>
> MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 9465021
>
>
>
> ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD PROMOTION. MICROSOFT MEGA
> JACKPOT LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM.
>
>
>
> Finnally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT
> MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on 27th, APRIL
> 2006. Your company or your personal e-mail address, won in
> the second lottery category 002.
>
>
>
> You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay out of
> £5,500,000.00 FIVE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS.
> Equivalent to ($10,064,000 USD) Ten Million, sixty four
> thousand US Dollars. In cash Credited to file REF NO:
> M154S/WL04. and MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 9465021, You are the
> second lucky winner of the total winners of 10. You all won
> £5.5, million Pounds each.
>
>
>
>
>
> All the 10 participants were selected through our Microsoft
> computer ballot system (MCBS) drawn from each continent, as
> part of International "E-MAIL" Promotions Program,to promote
> the use of emails all over the World, and to promote the use
> of Microsoft Office. Your funds (certified Cashiers cheque)
> has been insured with your REF NO: M154S/WL04. To claim your
> winning prize (£5.5, million pounds), you must first, contact
> the claims department by email for Processing and remittance
> of your prize money to you. The claims processor is:
>
>
>
> Name: Richard Floyd
>
> E-MAIL; mswordmegalottery28@msn.com
>
> Claims agent/Verifying house.
>
>
>
>
>
> Do email the above email address at once with all the claims
> requirements below. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
> complications.
>
>
>
> Claims Requirements:
>
>
>
> 1.full
> Name:..............................................................
>
>
>
> 2.Address:....................................................
> ............
>
>
>
> 3.Nationality:................................................
> ............
>
>
>
> 4.Age:.........................Date of
> Birth:.............................
>
>
>
> 5.Occupation:.................................................
> ............
>
>
>
> 6.Phone:...............Phone
> 2:...................Fax:....................
>
>
>
> 7.State of
> Origin:......................Country:..........................
>
>
>
> 8.Chips
> Number:...........................................................
>
>
>
> 9. DELIVERY
> OPTION:....................................................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> (A) BANK ACTIVATION OPTION: Requires you activating an
> account with our Bank where your funds will be deposited and
> then transferred to you.
>
>
>
>
>
> (B) COURIER OPTION: Where our courier firm will deliver your
> parcel to you at your requested destination after taking care
> of all necessities.
>
>
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
>
> Secretary
>
> Mr. Lesley Kenneth Jr.
>
>
>
> NOTE: Do not reply this mail. You are to contact your claims
> processor immediately by email. If you have any dificaulties
> call the promotion director Mr. Andrew Gregry on PHONE
> #:(00944) 702 305 0856, (00944) 702 305 0857, (00944) 702 305
> 0858. This promo is all about emails, be aware.
>
>
>
> WARNING!!!
>
> ANY MAIL RECIEVED OF THIS SUCH WITH ANY OTHER TRADE MARK OR
> ADDRESS SHOULD BE FOWARDED TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT
> IMMEDIATELY, THIS WILL HELP US TO FIGHT SCAM AND LOTTERY
> IMPOSTERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
>
>
>
>
>
> ______________________________________________________________
> _____________
>
> Mail sent from WebMail service at PHP-Nuke Powered Site
>
> - http://yoursite.com
>
>
>
> _________________________________________________________________
> Gesendet mit b1gMail5 - www.b1g.info
>

Looking health?

Now there's a guarantee you don't see often - low prices or Jesus will comit
suicide and eat his dog. I think that may even beat an endorsement from
George Formby and his amazing grill.

________________________________

From: Jesus [mailto:jecmPx@pigpog.com]
Sent: 02 May 2006 06:14
To: bog
Subject: Looking health?
Importance: High

Good Day!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here
(http://ssugkk.myfullline.info/?67487922) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

FW: Sorry

Fuck off, Quim!

Seriously, how many times do i need to I have to emphasize the fact that YOU ARE a spamming twunt!

-----Original Message-----
From: "Quinn"
Subject: Sorry

Seriously how many times do i need to I have to emphasize the fact, If ur
unsatisfied w/ur weight, read up on how to change this at
up But now the any distant here without

Quinn

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Can I trust You?!

No, you can't. Sorry. I'm an utter twunt.

"ECOMOG"? Like, a really ecologically friendly cat?

> -----Original Message-----
> From: citydeposit@gmail.com [mailto:citydeposit@gmail.com]
> Sent: 01 May 2006 05:07
> To: michael
> Subject: Can I trust You?!
>
> ATTN: Sir / Madam.
>
>
> I am blessed to write you this letter and your are highly
> favored in the
> sight of God almighty! It shall be well
> with you and your family in the name of almighty God!!
>
> This business proposal to you is strictly confidential, with
> due respect.
> Sorry at this perceived confusion or
> stress you may have receiving this letter from me, Since we
> have not known
> ourselves or met previously.
> Despite that, I am constrained to write you this letter because of the
> urgency of it.
>
> I am Mrs. HANNAH MOMOH the wife of late LT. - Gen. Dennis AHMED MOMOH
> former
> ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER (West African Peacekeeping Force in
> Sierra Leone) who
> died in the
> Sierra Leone civil disturbance "War".
>
> My three daughters and I are trapped in obnoxious custom
> traditional norms.
> We have suffered maltreatment
> and untold hardship in the hands of late husband's family,
> simply because I
> did not bear a male child {heir apparent}
> for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband
> had, (wealth)
> belongs to his brothers/family. And myself is
> to be remarried by his immediate younger brother which I vehemently
> refused.
>
> They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to
> acquire including
> treasures, houses and his bank particular seized by them.
> I wanted to escape to the United State of America or Europe with my
> Children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my
> international passport and other traveling document to
> further frustrate
> me.
>
> Thank God, two weeks ago, I received key text code (KTC) from
> a Security &
> Finance Company that my
> late husband deposited USD $ 8.7m { Eight million Seven
> hundred thousand
> Dollars} cash with this
> Company.
>
> It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact
> someone or
> whom-ever from abroad, A
> foreigner like you to help me receive or secure these funds
> overseas in a
> reliable bank account/
> (Presumably an empty Bank Account, if available) and to help
> invest it on
> our behalf as well, while we
> find a way of getting out to meet with you in your Country.
>
> These funds are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with
> the Security
> Company to avoid
> detection, Seizure or Diversion. I have had several telephone
> discussions
> with the Assistance Director
> of the Security Company, who has express his honest concern
> and willingness
> to assist me on meeting
> any company's demand, as soon as I can provide some-one to
> inherit the fund
> as my beneficiary! This is why
> I have contacted you to help save us and you to accept to
> receiving these
> funds on our behalf.
>
> But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if
> you help me,
> you will not divert the funds.
> My Children and I have resolved to give you a wonderful
> percentage that
> might be considerate of the
> total sum. This is all my Children and I have got to live on.
>
> Please, I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not
> disappoint me.
> I look forward to your urgent response, including your fax no
> for easier
> communication.
>
> NB: The Secret codes (E.g Pin number. Secret Access Code) for
> this fund are
> safely kept with me which
> I can give you as soon as you express desire to help me.
>
> Stay blessed and God grant you all your heart wishes, Amen!
> Mrs. Hannah Gloria Momoh.
>
> Please, reply to me as soon as possible to this email address:
> dreconcil@myway.com or rashrash12@ablewise.com
>
>

FW: so what

So fucking what?

I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton. I've been to Eastbourne
too.
And that's as far as I'm going with that song. 'Cos it's rude.

-----Original Message-----
From: Eddie
Sent: 29 April 2006 02:03
To: Yttech
Cc:
Subject: so what

Hey, it's time now to make the change.

After all the years of drinking/smoking, it takes a toll on your life.
If you still wanna turn ur life around, stop by <.....> to read up on how to
do this.

at were wet more the than up wish

You got some time

> Question..when u wake up, u still have those painful joints?

Only if I try to suck on the burning end.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Lupe [mailto:anixa@portugalmail.pt]
> Sent: 28 April 2006 19:25
> To: Kistur
> Cc: aster
> Subject: You got some time
>
> Hey
>
> Question..when u wake up, u still have those painful joints?
>
> If it is yes, then read this at
> http://www.forustoseeitall.com/btx/, they
> can assist u. ten downfall. the and layer must
>
> or of guilt be fifteen thirsty." that Maas "Thank was elicits
>
> Lupe
>