CHECK INBOX FOR YOU OPPORTUNITY.

Try making some sort of sense - it might increase the odds of your
scams working.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: infomailbrave@mailbrave.com <infomailbrave@mailbrave.com>
Date: 13-Sep-2006 12:08
Subject: CHECK INBOX FOR YOU OPPORTUNITY.
To: undisclosed-recipients

CHECK INBOX FOR YOU OPPORTUNITY.
CONTACT MR. PETER VAN HOLF FOR CLAIMS.

We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner of one million
euros (1,000,000.00)Euros.
NOTE: to file for your claim, please contact the fiduciary agent.
Find below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these
numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent.

PROMOTION DATE: 13th of September 2006.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 15/051/IPD

***********************************************
Mr.Peter van Holf,
Address:P.O. Box 2021 3500GA Utrecht Netherlands.
Tel. : +31-649-301-215
Email :executiveplanetz@aim.com

**********************************************
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.

Sincerely Yours,
MRS.HANA VOSSESTEIN.

ONLINE WINNING NOTIFICATION

Did you hear about the Irish lottery? It was a scam.

Sorry. Not much of a joke, really.

Still, no worse than most 'Irish' jokes.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: irish lottery <irishlotterygames@walla.com>
Date: 11-Sep-2006 20:35
Subject: ONLINE WINNING NOTIFICATION
To:

The Irish Lottery
P O Box 1010
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1004) of the IRISH LOTTERY
online Sweepstakes International program held on 15th of August, 2006.
It is now available for claims and you are getting the final
NOTIFICATION as regards this.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:08, 20, 21, 24, 28, 40,
(bonus no.39), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st
category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
£1,350,000(One million, three hundred and fifty thousand, pounds
sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a
total cash prize of £4,419,864 shared amongst the(5)lucky winners in
this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus.All participants for the online
version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through
computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,
associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.

This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning
number falls within our European booklet representative office in
Europe as indicated in your play coupon.

In view of this, your £1,350,000(One million, three hundred and fifty
thousand, pounds sterling) will be released to you by any of our
payment offices in Europe. Our European agent will immediately
commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon
as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your
winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your
money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your
prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Name:Dr.Rex McCarthy
Email: mail@agentirishlottoclaims.vossnet.co.uk

Tel:+447011127630

Endeavour to email her the informations below:
Full names........
Address..............
sex..................
Age....................
Winning numbers.........
Email address..............
Telephone....................
Occupation.......................
Country..............immediately.

Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE IRISH LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Sir. Walter Anderson
TEL: +447031924178
FAX: +448704794564

Online coordinator for THE IRISH LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.

________________________________

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Fwd: mouthpiece screwy

A great clapping of tortillas? WTF is that a euphemism for?

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The women brought masa, and began a great clappingof tortillas.
He asked for a room where his esposa could rest. Look what Mexican
huarachesthe Niña is going to wear! The black eyes looked at her with
a rather awful challenge.
Andthat twilit brow, and those remote eyes, like a death-virgin,
washe. Kate stood on the terrace facing the darkness, while the
rainthreshed down. Thank you for my life, he said, closing his eyes.
The foot blistered and swelled, her face was red andpainful. She rose
to go upstairs again, into the dark, empty, masterlesshouse. Kate was
pale andall her will had left her. She went across the courtyard, that
was littered with horse-droppings, to the car. Let the soul come
back,or the universe will be cold for me and for many men.
Let the soul come back,or the universe will be cold for me and for many men.
Hesaid, perhaps it would be painful to you, no? He looked at heragain,
as reluctantly he opened the door. He was so still, so unnoticing, and
thedarkness of the nape of his neck was so like invisibility.
Thecommon threads that bound her to humanity seemed to have snapped.
Soldiers were tapping at the glass pane, for the lieutenant.
They were gruesome, but it didnot matter that they were dead men. All
of them men who had been in the flush of life.
She went downstairs with the young lieutenant. They cameto murder Don
Ramón, you know, Señora! Now she wanted this veiled elusiveness in
herself, shewanted to be addressed in the third person.
He still watched her with a glare of ferocity and suspicion. The car
stopped for the lieutenant tocall to the peons under the wall.
She trembled, and her limbs seemed to fuse like metal melting down.
A lonely woman went up the shingle with a water-jar on hershoulder.
At least it is better than sitting still.
Gone in the fadeless fire, which has no death. All she could see of
the naked body was the terrible absence of theliving soul of it.
Theres something stupid andwrong about it.
In the uncanny flashing of his eyes she saw a gladness thatfrightened
her a little. Kate felt rather as if she were coming to, from a swoon,
as Ramónspoke to her and looked at her. And that face that stabbed the
throat of the bandit was he!
And she would feel her own pride dissolving, going. But beautiful
beyond words the perfect, delicate scarlet weavingin. One day appeared
Guillermo, and said: could he come back? Kate was bewildered by the
new mystery of her own elusiveness.
Perhaps it is clothing that makes dead peoplegruesome and absurd.
Two were the mozos with guns, watching in thezaguán.

PHAbahRMACY

Cool - I was just looking for a good supplier of PHAbahRMACY.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Nicoletta Woolery <volcoburn@directmat.com>
Date: 10-Sep-2006 16:19
Subject: Re: PHAbahRMACY
To: pigpogm@

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RELEASED RESULTS

So, it's a UK lottery, and I, a UK resident, have won. And the payout
is in US dollars? Yet the total amount given out is in Euros?

That's some serious currency issues you guys have there. Maybe spams
and scams would stand a chance if they were put together by someone
with some intelligence and a basic grasp of the language they're
using.

Got to love that touch at the end, too - asking you to forward any
other lottery mails to them to help them fight scams.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: robertcole_23 <robertcole_23@ig.com.br>
Date: 10-Sep-2006 18:52
Subject: RELEASED RESULTS
To: robertcole_23@ig.com.br

UK-ONLINE-LOTTERY Headquarters:
Customer Service
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
# 13 Beach Pkw,Princess Dolly Carlin Towers
Manchester,United Kingdom.

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw of the
UK-ONLINE-LOTTERYInternationalprograms held on the (9th of September,
2006) in MANCHESTER, UK.Youre-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545188 with Serial number:5368/02 drew the lucky
numbers:19-6-26-17-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery in the
2nd category.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
US$500.000 ( Five Hundred housand United States Dollars) in cash
credited to file ktu/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of
US $Five MILLION USD ,shared among the first Ten (10) lucky winners in
this category.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site
through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies
websites.This promotion takes place annually, Please note that your
lucky winning category # :two(2) falls within our West African booklet
representative
office in Africa from the five
kletreps.(london,sydney,seoul,lagos,athlanta) as indicated in your
play coupon.

In view of this, your US$ 500.000 ( Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) would be released to you by our payment office in
europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to
facilitate there lease of your funds as soon as you contact her. For
security reasons,you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claims is rocessed and your money remitted to
you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part
of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our fudiciary agent in charge
of category two(2) winners:

Mr Bright Wilson

Email: bright_wilson_fiduciary@yahoo.co.uk

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your
fullnames,your country, your private telephone and fax number,your
reference/batch numbers etc in any correspondences with us or
ourdesignated agent.Please do fill this form for more verifications

PERSONAL DATA

FULL NAMES:

GENDER:

DATE OF BIRTH:

NATIONALITY:

COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:

MARITAL STATUS:

HOME ADDRESS:

OFFICE ADDRESS:

TELEPHONE NUMBER:

FAX NUMBER:

OCCUPATION:

POSITION HELD:

TICKET NUMBER:

EMAIL ADDRESS:

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Sincerely,
SHERRY WILLIAMS.

UK Online Web Lottery Co-ordinator

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