FW: Business Offers Direct Weekly Newsletter

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-----Original Message-----
From: "Business Offers Direct"<general@mail-return.org>
Sent: 03/06/06 04:31:26
To: "sam@pigpog.com"<sam@pigpog.com>
Subject: Business Offers Direct Weekly Newsletter

Business Offers Direct
Email Newsletter!
Issue 1, June 2006
‘Working with suppliers to get you special deals’
Business News!
Banks to cut credit card charges

Three of the country's biggest banks are to cut their credit card penalty charges following regulators'

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FW: Pls Reply Me

All Block caps? Check
Paragraphs of utter gibbering nonsense? Check
Promises of wealth backed up with divine blessings? Check
Unintentional fart joke? Yes! Check!

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goit and it's my pleasure to toss your sorry arse into the Spam Recycling
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-----Original Message-----
From: HALIMA MOHAMEED [mailto:halimaa206@yahoo.com]
Sent: 03 May 2006 19:17
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Pls Reply Me

HELLO DEAREST,
MY SINCERE APOLOGY TO BOTHER YOU. LATELY, I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH LATERAL
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THE ASSAY ANALYSIS OF THE STONE WHEN HE KNEW THAT HE WILL PASS AWAY NO
SOONER THAN LATER.
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SIMPLY OF FANCY COLOUR THOUGH WHICH COLOUR GRADE IT RECEIVED IS UNCLEAR
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SECURE PLACE OF SAFETY FOR APPRAISER TO KNOW HOW MUCH ITS WORTH IN YOUR
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FURTHERMORE,
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PLANNED TO KIDNAP AND THREATHEN ME TO GIVE OUT THE STONE. MY LIFE IS
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GOD BLESSES YOU.
REALLY WORRIED,
HALIMA

FW: Aqua Stations Water Coolers

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________________________________

From: Aqua Stations [mailto:coolers@mail-return.org]
Sent: 30 May 2006 21:52
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Aqua Stations Water Coolers

<http://www.link-media.org/mint/aquastations.jpg>

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BOTTLE YET?

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FW: we fuck you bloody europenas

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________________________________

From: Paolo Silva [mailto:psilva66@yahoo.com]
Sent: 01 June 2006 18:43
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: we fuck you bloody europenas

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FW: Urgent Reply Needed

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-----Original Message-----
From: Mrs.Kudarat Moosa. [mailto:kudarat_moosa772@she.com]
Sent: 30 May 2006 08:39
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Urgent Reply Needed

From:Mrs Kudarat Moosa.
Attn:The Managing Director
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Sent: 29 May 2006 10:10
To:
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FW: SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

I wonder if Yahoo even care now that people are using their name in
connection with 419 scams?

________________________________

From: Johnson Wedu [mailto:johnson_wedu1@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 29 May 2006 11:36
To: johnson_wedu1@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

Attn;Sir,
I am Mr.Johnson Wedu, the Personal secretary to late Mr John Carpenter, an
expatriate, who used to work with shell development company Accra-Ghana. On
the 21st of April 2004, my master, his wife and their threechildren were
involved in a car accident along Hillakondji Express Road. All occupants of
the vehicleunfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several
enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my master'sextended relatives,
this has proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts. I
decided to tracehis relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his
family but to no avail, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to
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master before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the
Security company, where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly,
Security company where the deceased had a deposit valued at about $12
million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have
the deposit confisicated within the next three official working weeks. Since
I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives, I seek your concent
to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you are from the
same country so that the proceeds of this deposit valued at $12 million
dollars can be paid to you and then you and me will share the money, 50% to
me and 40% to you,while 10% should be for expenses or tax as your government
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FW: KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE

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I love this bit:

"your e-mail address attached to serial number 25-6565 drew the lucky numbers 08, 15, 23,16,33,42 which consequently emerged you as one of first five (10) lucky winners in the second category."

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-----Original Message-----
From: LA PRIMTIVA LOTTERIA ES 2006. [mailto:primitiv_info@virgilio.it]
Sent: 29 May 2006 14:15
Subject: KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE

KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE

LA PRIMTIVA LOTTERIA ES
INTERNATIONAL
DE PEREDA N0
9-12
28007,MADRID-ESPAÑA.
Ref :FAQ/231-ILGI0431/05
Batch: No:
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Due to the mix up of
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________________________________

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Sent: 29 May 2006 13:26
To:
Subject: greatly nickname

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In a moment where Yahoo Messenger forgot what my privacy settings were, up
popped a complete stranger asking if I "wanna chat". Do people still do
that? Go trawling through profiles looking for anyone who happens to be
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explain before I hit the 'block' button. I'm harsh like that.

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*Another* lottery win! W00t! Damn, I'm *rich* today.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS_WINNER
Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 20:30:31 +0300 (EEST)
From: postcode_nl_lotto01 <postcode_nl_lotto01@mynet.com>

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Another lottery win. My luck is getting better today.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: THIS IS YOUR CONFIRMATION
Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 05:38:44 -0800
From: INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT <walterjonesbatch1@yahoo.com>
To: CATEGORY A WINNER

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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: What's up
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