Investment Strategy

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Subject: Investment Strategy
Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:40:38 -0700
From: Zest E. Scrotum <elvis@go-qsi.com>
To: Michael

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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY!!!

Subject: BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY!!!
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:27:00 -0600 (CST)
From: Joanne Goodwin <jgukltto1@aim.com>
Reply-To: raymondho1234@aim.com

Hello,

My name is Joanne Goodwin and I am an artist. I have acquired your email
address as a person who is actively involved in or is looking for an
online business opportunity or looking for a part time job to compliment
current earnings. I live in United Kingdom, with my two kids, four cats,
one dog and the love of my life. It is definitely a full house.

I have been doing artwork since I was a small child. That gives me about
31 years of experience. I majored in art in high school and took a few
college art courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush
mixed with color pencils. I have recently added designing and creating
artwork on the computer. I have been selling my art works for the last 3
years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in
magazines. I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all
around the world.

I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art
works to Americans, cos they are always offering to pay with a US money
order/check, which is difficult for me to cash here in United Kingdom. I
am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for me
as a part-time worker and i will be willing to pay 10% for every
transaction, which wouldn't affect your present state of work, someone who
would help me receive payments from my customers in the states. I mean
someone that is responsible and reliable, cause the cost of coming to the
state and getting payments is very expensive,i am working on setting up a
branch in the states, so for now i need a representative in the
united states who will be handling the payment aspect. These payments are
in money order/check and they would come to you in your name, so all you
need do is cash the money order deduct your percentage and wire the
balance back. But the problem i have is trust. Or if you prefer bank
transfers as well, it is entirely up to you.

It wouldnt cost you any amount, you are to receive payments which will be
sent to you via Mail services from my business patners, which would come
in form of a money order/check then you are to cash it and send the cash
to me via western union money transfer or moneygram money transfer, all
transfer fees should be deducted from the money. If you are interested,
kindly get in touch with my secretary Raymond Ho, (raymondho1234@aim.com).

Thanks and God bless.

Joanne Goodwin,
Lady Lever Art Gallery
Port Sunlight Village
Wirral, CH62 5EQ
England