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2006-05-20

FW: Your Account Will Be Suspended


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FW: Contact Mr.daniel cole immediately


No. Fuck off.

Oh, wait... I've won the lottery? The Suddeuteche Klassenlottery? Wow.

Only a million euros though. Oh, sod it. It's not worth it.

Fuck off.

Sam Randall
http://pigpog.com/

-----Original Message-----
From: sklaward20007 [mailto:dan_cole2007@inmail24.com]
Sent: 20 May 2006 12:35
Subject: Contact Mr.daniel cole immediately

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FW: Beneficiary

Judith,

Thank you for your kind offer to make a donation to our /church. I must decline on the grounds that you have *no* idea what we'd spend the money on at
The First Church of Saul the Divine.

At our /church communion is taken at 3am, the "body" is a hit off a Gitane and the "blood" is a shot of Jack Daniels.

Not what you'd wanting to be spending your good holy money on, I guess.

Thanks for thinking of us anyway.

Rev. S Randall
Lay Preacher
First Church of Saul the Divine

-----Original Message-----
From: judith watson [mailto:watson07@walla.com]
Sent: 20 May 2006 13:04
To:
Subject: Beneficiary

judith watson
Email:watson07@walla.com
Dear Sir/Madam
My name is Mrs. judith watson. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.
I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer (Barrister Donald Baker) with this specified email: donald2baker@netscape.net and tell him that I have WILLED ($2,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.
Regards,
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2006-05-19

FW: Account compromised

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Ha-ha! You're a spamming twunt!

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Sent: 19 May 2006 19:47
Subject: Account compromised

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FW: You ready yet

What the vomited? Puke off, ya sick little spammer!

-----Original Message-----
From: "Adolfo"<hushie@meet.love.anekdotov.net>
Sent: 19/05/06 11:56:22
To: "Anders"<aster@pigpog.com>
Cc: "michael@pigpog.com"<michael@pigpog.com>, "bog@pigpog.com"<bog@pigpog.com>, "sam@pigpog.com"<sam@pigpog.com>, "dam@pigpog.com"<dam@pigpog.com>
Subject: You ready yet

Sorry for being so late with this info but it is worth the wait. then hides
taken consider. Adolfo mentioned to me that you've definetly heard about the
deal on droping pds, I think it was here at
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I seriously. What the vomited. consequences self a

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FW: You got some time

Oh, piss off. It's too early for the likes of *you*.

-----Original Message-----
From: "Damien"<templey@peacemail.com>
Sent: 19/05/06 05:56:46
To: "Manus"<bog@pigpog.com>
Cc: "michael@pigpog.com"<michael@pigpog.com>, "aster@pigpog.com"<aster@pigpog.com>, "sam@pigpog.com"<sam@pigpog.com>, "dam@pigpog.com"<dam@pigpog.com>
Subject: You got some time

Hey Manus, Sorry for how long its been since we've talked. I take blame for
that.
I just wanted to share with you http://www.proogofwhatisahead.org/12/,
morning. strict. The All At Welton he really wants to be is a successful man

but Academy room all there were the circumstances force him to play the
life of

Damien

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2006-05-18

FW: did u decide

Hey, look everyone, it's another spamming twunt!

Why don't you go make sweet love to a tea towel? You'll have much more fun.

-----Original Message-----
From: "Carlo"<487.scott.elkins@uere.org>
Sent: 18/05/06 23:43:35
To: "Stanleigh"<dam@pigpog.com>
Cc: "aster@pigpog.com"<aster@pigpog.com>, "michael@pigpog.com"<michael@pigpog.com>, "bog@pigpog.com"<bog@pigpog.com>, "sam@pigpog.com"<sam@pigpog.com>
Subject: did u decide

Heya

Been sick of being fat?
Tired of not being able to fit into your clothes?
Read up on how to make the change here at
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"Lise!" said Prince Andrew dryly, raising his voice to the pitch which
indicates
inconsequently when he re- entered the room.

Carlo

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Your Costumes Website

Please touch the penis of a donkey.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Your Costumes Website
Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 21:10:41 +0100
From: Costumes ABC <info@costumesabc.com>
To: michael

Hi,

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Johnny Mooney! Wow, what a name. Didn't you have a lot of hits in the
fifties?

And what a language! And you use that 24/7, huh? Wow.

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Still twuntish, but *interestingly* so.

-------- Original Message --------
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Wrong country, guys.

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Subject: Update your National Association of Federal Credit
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Free coffee and a free thermos to keep it in. Wow. Yet still, no
thanks, spamming twunts.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Free sample of Fresh coffee with a free thermos
Date: 18 May 2006 15:32:06 -0400
From: FreeThormos & FreshCoffee<Prescott.wfvz@ptxerra.com>
To: aster

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Get your share of government surplus

I doubt the US government has any surplus for me.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Get your share of government surplus
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To: aster

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Who should win American Idol?

Hmm. No.

Thanks, but no.

But maybe *I* could win British Idle?

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Who should win American Idol?
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sorry about last wk

Well, I was a little worn out today after strimming the back garden, but
I don't think there's anything too odd about that.

Apart from that, Espresso fixes all.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: sorry about last wk
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 02:18:19 +0800
From: Raymond <thehirihe@eqqu.com>
To: Reulio <aster@pigpog.com>
CC: michael, bog, sam, dam

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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: A LUCTRATIVE BUSINESS VENTURE/INVESTMENT
Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 16:02:27 +0100
From: Mr David A English <d_english61@yahoo.co.uk>
Reply-To: davidanthony64@aim.com
To: jecmpx

Good day,

I am David .A .English, staff of International Private Banking at HSBC
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is informed of my communication to you. I would like to intimate you
with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In 2001,
the subject matter; came to our bank to engage in business discussions
with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a
financial portfolio of eight million three hundred and fifty thousand
united states dollars, which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on
his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case, I made numerous
suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief operations
officer of the private banking sector, especially given the volume of
funds he wished to put into our bank. For this reason, we met on
numerous occasions prior to any investments being
placed. I encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime
ratings. The favored route in my advise to customers is to start by
assessing data on
6000 traditional stocks and bond managers and 2000 managers of
alternative investments. Based on my advice, We spun the money around
various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months
of
operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at over
ten million United States Dollars, this margin was not the full
potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed returns on
investments.

I followed his precise instructions to the letter and had the funds
deposited at the london based security consultancy firm, Corporate
Securities Co. is a specialist private firm that accepts deposits from
high net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handle
valuable products or undertake transactions that need immediate access
to cash. This small and highly private organization is familiar
especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations. In
line with instructions, the money was deposited with Corporate
Securities Co. The deceased told me he wanted the money there in
anticipation of his arrival from Norway later that week. This was the
last communication we had,this transpired around 25th June 2003.

In June last year, we got a call from Corporate Securities Co informing
us that the activity of that particular portfolio. This was an
astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I
managed the private banking sector I was the only one who knew about the
deposit at Corporate Securities Co, and I could not understand why the
deceased had not
come forward to claim his deposit. I made futile efforts to locate the
deceased. I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal
investigations department of HSBC. Four days later,information started
to trickle in, apparently our client was dead.

A person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart attack
in Cannes, South of France.

In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed
away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine
who should
have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past
months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our
private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the
problem.

It is this investigation that resulted in my being furnished with your
details as a possible relative of the deceased. My official capacity
dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the
only party to receive the results of the investigation. What this
means,you being the last batch of names we have considered, is that our
dear late fellow died with no known or identifiable family member. This
leaves
me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing
situation is in relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of the
deposit.
I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you
refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who
knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that
has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets share the
blessing.If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through
this same email account. If you give me positive signals, I will
initiate this process towards a successfull conclusion. I wish to inform
you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny
knowing you and about this
project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official
phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email
account.

Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you and also
through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you
and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically
monitored
to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality
Management Policy.

Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a
family man, I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without
a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within
me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches
never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have
learnt from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.

if we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.Thank you for
taking time to read through my proposal.

Regards
David A English
Email@:davidanthony64@aim.com

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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Your Banks Website
Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 07:40:36 +0100
From: Banks HQ <info@banks-hq.com>
To: michael

Hi,

I manage a website called banks-hq.com and I think
your site would be of interest to the visitors that regularly
browse my site.

I have gone ahead and given you a link plus a description of
your site from my page at
http://banks-hq.com/harrisbank
and I'm just contacting you to check it is ok to have done this
for you?

I would greatly appreciate a link back to my site and if you
are happy to do this then to make it easy for you I have
included the following code...

<a href="http://banks-hq.com">Banks HQ</a>
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Feel free to change the suggested code if you would like to.

I look forward to a mutually beneficial link partnership and I
wish you all the best with your site for the future. Please let
me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

Kind regards

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P.S. Keep up the good work!

Disclaimer: If this email has reached you in error or if you
would not like to be contacted again then please accept my
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FW: From prinscar sango.

Please Permit me to inform you of *my* mind - I'm pissed off, and you're a fraudulent 419 scamming annoying spamming twunt. Kindly fuck off.

-----Original Message-----
From: "From prinscar sango."<prinscar_sango41@yahoo.ca>
Sent: 17/05/06 08:01:03
To: "sam@pigpog.com"<sam@pigpog.com>
Subject: From prinscar sango.

>From prinscar sango.
Avenue 16 Rue 13
Treichville Abidjan
Ivory coast
Please Permit me to inform you of my mind, Because I have make up
my mind to write to you this way. however is not mandatory nor will
I in any manner compel you to honour against your will in my earnest search for a reliable
individual who can assist me to make this transaction a reality after going through your
profile i decided to contact you to help me out of my problem.With my believe in God that
you will never let me down.

I am a 22 years old lady now, i was born on the 1of january 1984 to
the family of Sango.and my father name is Joseph he is a very
wealthy gold and cocoa merchant who based in ACCRA and ABIDJAN
respectively, and my mothers name is Sheila.and I am there only
child.well when i was a kid i went to a private schools and things
were going on well for me and my parents my mother died on the 21ST october 1994 , My father
took me so special because i am motherless. and he shower all his love on me and promised me
that he will never have another woman because he did not want me for any problem.but has fate
his my father got dead last year.but before the death of my father on the
12th june 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan , he
called me secretly to his bed side and told me that he kept a sumof $10.500 000 (ten million five hundred
thousand united states dollars) in a bank in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire. meanwhile that he used my name as the
next of kin in deposit of the fund.He also explained to me that it was because of this money he was poisoned
by his business partner and that i should seek for foreign partner in a country of my choice where i would
transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such as;real estate investment or stock
market investment. Plesae, i am honourably soliciting your
kind assistance as follows. 1) To provide a bank account where this money will be transfered into. 2)
To serve as the guardian of these fund ,since i am 22yearsold. 3)To make arrangement for me in your
country to continue my
educational career and to procure me a residential permit in your
country.
I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum as a mode of
compensation for your effort after the successful transfering of
these fund to your nominated account overseas.Please i will be very
happy if this transaction will be concluded with in seven (7)
working days from now.I am expecting to hear from you as soon as
possible.please reply to my private id (prinscar_sango41@yahoo.ca)
May Almighty God bless you as you do care for me Amen.
Best regard
prinscar sango

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2006-05-17

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Oh good. Lucky me. It *must* be real - it mentions the World Cup, and *that's* real.

Frederick Edu writes:
>
>
>
> From: The Desk Of the Promotions Manager,<br>
>
> NUEVO-ORO LOTTO: Prize Awards Department <br>
> Reference:FL/668530092 Batch:45301/14/FIFA06/FL. <br><br>
>
>
> We gladly wish to inform you of the draws of the Nuevo Oro Lotto in conjunction with the National Organizing Committee of the 2006 FIFA World Cup held on the 11th of March 2006 in Munich Germany. You along with 187 others were selected winners under draws 6+J in our monthly program which will feature as run up to the games in June this year when you will be due for the final Grand draw. <br><br>
>
> However your e-mail address attached to ticket number 508-7895-4456-224 with serial numbers 5223-54 drew the lucky numbers 16-43-85-33-15-73 and consequently won the lottery in the 5th category. <br><br>
>
> <br><br><b>
> CONGRATULATIONS!! <br><br></b>
>
>
> Please be informed that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 500,000 companies and 50,000,000 individual e-mail addresses from the worldwide websites. This Lottery is Organized by the host country Germany, in collaboration with FIFA. <br><br>
>
> Funds for the draws have been contributed by the major sponsors of the games which include Adidas,Hyundai,FujiFilm,MasterCard,Gillette,Coca cola,Emirates Air, Continental,Toshiba,Mcdonalds,Western union Transfer,Money Gram and a host of others. <br><br>
>
> Due to the computer mix up of some numbers and email contacts, we ask that you Keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and Your money remitted. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double Claiming or unscrupulous Acts by participants of this program. <br><br>
>
> Also find all your relevant winning lottery Information below:<br>
> <b>
>
> Ref No: FL/668530092
> Batch No: 45301/14/FIFA06/FL
> Zone Draw No: IMSA2-040
> Grand Draw No: 14219 </b>
> <br><br>
>
> You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of <b> five Hundred and fourty-Seven Thousand, Eight Hundred and Twenty Eight United States Dollars and Eighty-Seven Cents . ($ 547.828.87) in cash credited to file No: LP/26510460037/02. </b><br><br>
>
> Due to false practices, we ask that you keep your award information strictly from public notice, until your claim has been processed and money remitted to your possession as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted abuse of this program by unscrupulous individuals. <br><br>
>
> We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs ahead. <br>
>
> To begin your lottery claims, please fill contact your claims agent immediately: <br><b>
> (Frederick Edu)
> The Foreign Service Manager,
> Omega Fiduciary B.V,
> Tel: + 34 692 383 141
> Fax: + 34940462044
> Email: agent@omegafiduciary.com </b>
> for the processing and remittance of your prize winning money to a designated choice of yours. <br><br>
>
> Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 5th of June,
> 2006. Any claim, not made before this date will be returned to the
> MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed fund. <br><br>
> <b>
> CLAIMS REQUIREMENT: PHOTOCOPY OF IDENTITY AND CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE. </b>
> <br><br>
>
> NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
> remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence with us or your agent. And also be informed that 2% of your lottery winning belongs to your agent because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name. NOTE this 2% will be remitted. AFTER you have received your winnings prize because the money is insured in your name already.
> <br><br>
>
> Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. <br>
> Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our Promotions program. <br><br>
>
> Sincerely, <br>
> Philip Suttie <br>
> Lottery coordinator<br>
>

CONGRATULATION, YOU HAVE WON.

Woohoo! Our financial worries are over!

...in Bizarro World.

ANNA MONTERO GOMEZ (SRA.) writes:
> ELGORDO SPANISH LOTTERY COMPANY S.L
> Avda. de Concha Espina 69, 2,A0(B 6
> 28020, Madrid, Espa,Aq(Ba.
>
> FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.
> INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD
> BATCH: EGS/56969056/04,
> REFERENCE: 6965/0829/IPD
>
> RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION.
> This is to inform you of the release of the EL- GORDO DE LA PRIMITIVA LOTTERY held on the 25th of April, 2006. Due to the mix up of numbers, address, and holidays the results were released on the 17th of May,2006 Your name attached to ticket number,82890-03 with serial number 08502-9877 drew the lucky numbers of 03-13-16-28-30-39. This consequently won the lottery in the 6th Category.
> You have therefore been approved for a lump sum of �418,710.45 (FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN THOUSAND, SEVEN HUNDRED AND TEN EUROS, FORTY FIVE CENT) in cash credited to file with REF. NO. EGS/366233/518 This is from a total cash prize of Euros �16,748,418.00 Shared among the Forty international winners in this category.
>
> CONGRATULATIONS!!!
> Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and funds remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants as it has happened in the past.
>
> All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 100,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and South America, Middle East and Africa as part of our International promotion program. We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs.
>
> To begin your lottery claim, please contact your claiming agent,
>
> SNR. WILFRED ANDERSON
> SOUNDVIEW SECURITIES & CONSULTANT
> Tel: +34-600-219-674, Fax:+34-911-849-901,
> Email: soundviewsc@myway.com
>
> For the processing and remittance of your winning prize money to a designation of your choice
>
> Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 31st of May, 2006. Any claim not made before this date will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA. And also be informed that 10% of your Lottery Winning belongs to (IBERIA PROMOTION COMPANY). Because they are the promotion company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name, this ten percent will be remitted after you have received your winnings because the money is insured in your name already.
>
> NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. An original copy of your prize Winning Certificate will be sent to you after you have claimed your winning. The Payment Processing Form to be filling and return to our office will be send to you. Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being part of our International promotion programs. We wish you continued good fortunes.
>
>
> Sincerely,
> ANNA MONTERO GOMEZ (SRA.)
> VICE PRESIDENT
>

2006-05-16

YOU HAVE WON 400,000.00EUROS

Nah, 400,000 Euros isn't worth collecting - needs to be at least a million to be worth the effort when you win as many lotteries each day as I do.

info@post-nl.com writes:
> STAATSLOTERIJ NL 2006
> INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM
> Laan Van Hoornwijk 55,
> 2289 DG Rijswijk.
> Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
> www.staatsloterij.nl
>
> REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
> BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD
> RESULTS
> FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
> Dear Winner,
>
> Congratulations to you as we
> bring to your notice, the results of the STAATSLOTERIJ LOTTERY
> INTERNATIONAL AWARD.
>
> We are happy to inform you that you have
> emerged a winner under the First Category, which is part of our
> promotional draws held on 16th May, 2006. Participants were selected
> through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 names and email
> addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia,
> Australia, Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of our
> International Promotions Program.
>
> Your name and e-mail address,
> attached to ticket number 50941465206-529, with serial number 5772-54
> drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44 and consequently won in the
> First Category.
> You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of
> 400,000.00 (Four Hundred Thousand Euros Only), which is the winning
> payout for Category A winners. This is from the total prize money from
> 2,200,000.00 shared among the six winners in this category
> CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now deposited with the paying -out Bank.
>
> In your best interest to aviod mix up of numbers and names of any
> kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your award
> strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your
> claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This
> is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or
> unscrupulous acts by participants/nonparticipants of this program.
>
> Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and
> remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:
> To file for your claim, please contact the fiduciary agent.
>
> ***********************************************
> DR.RUUD VAN Bosh OF
> THE (SUN TRUST B.V)
> 35,DAMRAK 1104EAAMSTERDAM
> NETHERLANDS.
> Email:
> suntrustnv@netscape.net
> Email: suntrustnv@myway.com
>
> Tel: +31-616-587-999
> Fax: +31-616-561-157
>
> ***********************************************
> For easy reference and
> identification, find below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember
> to quote these numbers in every one of your correspondence with your
> claims agent.
> REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
> BATCH NUMBER:
> 14/011/IPD
> Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you
> for being part of our promotions program.
> Sincerely Yours.
>
> MRS.
> ELIZABETH MOUS.
> THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR.
>
>
>
>

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Actually, I'm *not* looking for business finance, but if I was, you can be sure I'd just sit around hoping some random twunt happened to mail me an offer, and I'd *definitely* do business with a random GMail address.

Oh, sorry, I'm getting sarcasm all over the keyboard. Let me just wipe that off.

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2006-05-14

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Yay.

-----Original Message-----
From: EuroMillions Lottery. [mailto:Microlottery@mails.de]
Sent: 14 May 2006 12:18
To: EuroMillions Lottery.
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON 1,000,000.00.

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