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2006-08-05

Most trusted brands of the world, join the thousands of happy customers

"plentiful explosions"? That doesn't sound like a good thing. I
don't think she wants explosions around the house.

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From: Rick <Rick.Arredondo@earthlink.net>
Date: 05-Aug-2006 17:49
Subject: Most trusted brands of the world, join the thousands of happy customers
To: psion-owner

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2006-08-03

FW: RIP's Lunch is Tuesday , August 8th

Once again, I'd like to issue an invitation to the people who send me these. It reads as follows:

Fuck off.

-----Original Message-----
From: "info@smallcompanies.com"<info@smallcompanies.com>
Sent: 03/08/06 23:13:20
To: "sam@pigpog.com"<sam@pigpog.com>
Subject: RIP's Lunch is Tuesday , August 8th

Welcome Rip’s Country Inn Lunch attendees:

Agenda RIP’s Country Inn in Mitchellville , Tuesday, August 8th
11:00 am
3809 North Crain Hwy, Mitchellville, MD 20716 for directions
301-805-5900

NOTE: We will be giving away a FREE Webcam to anyone signing up for the video
email services through VM Direct and Helloworld at
http://www.helloworld.com/US/Tour_Start_Consumer.aspx?ID=smallcompanies


Simply bring your confirmation to the Mitchellville Lunch to receive your
Logitech Webcam (a $50 value).

11:00 – 11:45 Networking

Please bring 30 business cards. Do not distribute your brochures on the lunch
tables. There will be a separate table for your business information. No one
will be permitted after 12:15. Please arrive early.

11:45-12:00 Introductions

There will be a two minute intro on SmallCompanies.com . We will then circle
the room and give everyone a chance to stand and give a 15 second intro (Name,
Company and one sentence business description). Please keep your intro to 15
seconds or less. Thanks.

12:00-12:45 pm Lunch

Enjoy your meal. I will collect a business card from everyone with working
email address. This will enable us to send you a spreadsheet with the attendee
contact info.

12:45 – 1:00 Wrap-up

We will wrap things up, thank the sponsor and give everyone a chance to
continue their conversations and networking. In general these lunches last from
11 to 1 pm.

We host these lunches each month and you are welcome to return and use these
events as part of your marketing program. Please keep in mind who the sponsor
is and how you may help them. Bring someone with you next month to introduce to
the sponsor. If you are interested in sponsoring please call me at 410-638-5083.
We waive the marketing fee for the first event. You simply buy lunch. If you
continue with a six or twelve month program we charge a marketing fee of $500
per event. You continue to pay for lunch.

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CONGRATULATION!!! YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS HAS WON A PROMOTION

Oooh, good, another million euros. I was just getting to the end of
the last million too.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: staatmicroorgnl@casmomplat.com <staatmicroorgnl@casmomplat.com>
Date: 03-Aug-2006 13:57
Subject: CONGRATULATION!!! YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS HAS WON A PROMOTION
To:

Dear Winner,

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice the result. We are happy
to inform you that you have emerged a winner of one million euros
(1,000,000.00)Euros.
NOTE: to file for your claim, please contact the fiduciary agent.
Find below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these
numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent.

PROMOTION DATE: 03rd of August 2006.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 15/051/IPD

***********************************************
Mr.Peter van Holf,
Address:P.O. Box 2021 3500GA Utrecht Netherlands.
Tel. : +31-649-301-215
Email :executiveplanetz@aim.com

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Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
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2006-08-02

Pls Respond

Mrs. Theresa Djong Grout? Wow, that's a cool name.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Theresa Djong Grout <djongtheresa@yahoo.com.hk>
Date: 03-Aug-2006 09:29
Subject: Pls Respond
To: CONFIDENTIAL

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Theresa Djong Grout I am a dying woman who have decided to
donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for
cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who
has left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my
late husband to the you for the good work of God,rather than allow my
relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.Please pray,that the
good Lord forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and i beleive he
has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in
less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,500,000 (Ten million five hundred
thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact
that my relatives are around me and my health status.I have adjusted my WILL
and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the
transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact
my lawyer with this specified email ericadvocatnl@yahoo.com.hk and tell
him that I have WILLED ($10,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him
that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work.I know I
dont know you but I have been directed to do this.Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last
wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my
relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Mrs. Theresa Djong Grout

A SOLUTION HAS FINALLY COME YOUR WAY!!!

A SOLUTION! FINALLY! YAY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SOLUTION!

Sorry. That was a bit loud.

Anyway, nice to see that "COOL PENNY IS BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS". Is she really? Hey, she *must* be good.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: REV. FR. NATHAN BENSON <revfrnathanbenson@web.de>
Date: 23-Aug-2006 07:53
Subject: A SOLUTION HAS FINALLY COME YOUR WAY!!!
To: michael

THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

Email:revfrnathanbenson@web.de

Personal Memo

DEAR BENEFICIARY,

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? HOPE THIS MESSAGE MEETS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WELL.

I AM REV. FR. NATHAN BENSON, A SENIOR STAFF WITH THE WORLD BANK AUDIT
GROUP IN UNITED KINGDOM (WBAG). I AM WRITING YOU THIS LETTER BECAUSE
COOL PENNY IS BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. IT IS BETTER FOR ONE TO
LIVE AND DIE POOR HONEST MAN THAN A RICH DISHONEST ONE.

THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER (CSO) OF THE WORLD BANK ZONAL OFFICE,
HERE IN UK,AND I HAVE ARRANGED WITH AN OFFICER IN THE COMPUTER SECTION
{ENGINEER ROODNEY DIAMA} TO BRING OUT PART OF YOUR TOTAL CONTRACT SUM
AMOUNTING TO US$10 MILLION.

WHY WE DID THIS IS BECAUSE ACCORDING TO INFORMATION
GATHERED FROM THE DEBT OWNED TO THE FOREIGN CONTRACTORS BY THE WEST
AFRICAN GOVERNMENT(S), THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO
RECEIVE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT SUCCESS. AS I FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE
ALMOST MET ALL THE STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS OF THE PAYING COUNTRY, IN
RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT.

YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUP. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED
IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE MERELY DOING PAPER WORKS WITH
YOU. ALSO WE FOUND OUT THAT SOME OF THE OFFICIALS HAVE BEEN EXTORTING
MONEY FROM YOU WITH THE PRETEXT OF HELPING YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR MONEY.
I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MAY LAST FOR YEARS, YET NOTHING HAPPENS IF
YOU DO NOT DO AWAY WITH THOSE OFFICERS YOU ARE DEALING WITH AND FOR
SECURITY REASONS.

YOUR MONEY IS IN ONE SECURITY-PROOF BOX WEIGHING 110KG. RECENTLY, A
FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS A DIPLOMAT DISCLOSED TO ME THAT THERE IS A
COURIER SERVICE COMPANY THEY USE TO SEND DIPLOMATIC
MATERIALS,INFORMATION AND OTHER VALUABLES FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER.
IT HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND CANNOT BE CHECKED BY ANY CUSTOMS
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

YESTERDAY, WE MET WITH THE SECURITY COURIER COMPANY, FINALIZED AND
CONCLUDED ARRANGEMENTS ON HOW TO MOVE THE MONEY BY COURIER TO YOU. WE
TOLD THE COURIER SERVICE COMPANY THAT THE BOX CONTAINED FILM
MATERIALS,AND WHEN OPENED,THE MATERIALS WILL SPOIL. WE DID NOT DECLARE
MONEY BECAUSE COURIER DOES NOT CARRY MONEY.

THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT TO AVOID
BECAUSE THE BOX WAS PADDED WITH SYNTHETIC NYLON AND TO OPEN IT, YOU
HAVE TO CUT THE PAD BEFORE YOU WILL MEET THE BUTTONS THAT YOU WILL
PRESS TO OPEN THE DIAL CODE-LOCK. THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX
AND BE ABLE TO CLOSE IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT WAS PADDED WITH MACHINE.

I WILL MEET THEM AS SOON AS I HAVE YOUR GO AHEAD ORDER. THE DIPLOMAT
WILL HELP ME SO WE DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM. WE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOU
MUST COMPENSATE US BY DONATING THE SUM OF FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLAR (US$500,000.00) TO CHARITY (LESS PRIVILEGES) , AS SOON
AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY.
TO THIS EFFECT, YOU WILL SEND TO ME A PROMISSORY NOTE FOR FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR (US$500,000.00). HOWEVER, YOU ARE GOING
TO FOOT THE COST OF BRINGING THE BOX WHICH TO YOUR NORMINATED
DESTINATION.

PLEASE MAINTAIN TOPMOST SECRECY AS IT MAY CAUSE A LOT OF PROBLEMS IF
FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE USING THIS WAY TO HELP YOU.DO NOT EVER TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY IN YOUR POSSESSION. I
WANT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE MY INSTINCT IS TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE AN
HONEST PERSON AND YOU HAVE SUFFERED A LOT IN THE PROCESS OF REALIZING
YOUR MONEY.WHEN YOU CONCLUDE THIS AND SEND OUR
PROMISORY NOTE, WE WILL HELP TO MOVE THE FINAL PART OF YOUR MONEY TO YOU.

GOD BE WITH US AS WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY. PLEASE, DO KEEP THIS HIGHLY
CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY
WHICH WILL BE COMING TO YOU AS FAMILY VALUABLES AND TREASURES.
TO MAKE IT EASY FOR US, PLEASE DO FURNISH US WITH YOUR FULL CONTACT
ADDRESS,PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER,FAX NUMBER AND YOUR PRIVATE E.MAIL
ADDRESS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
REV. FR. NATHAN BENSON
DIRECTOR, SPECIAL DUTIES
Please reply to: revnathanbenson@yahoo.co.uk
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2006-08-01

IT'S ALL YOURS (YOU WON IT BIG).

Oooh, a million dollars. That's nice.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: lotwin_nl1212@virgilio.it <lotwin_nl1212@virgilio.it>
Date: 31-Jul-2006 16:07
Subject: IT'S ALL YOURS (YOU WON IT BIG).
To:

IT'S ALL YOURS (YOU WON IT BIG).
Hurray!!!

2006 WINNING NOTICE
FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD
DEPARTMENT

Dear Recipient,

RESULTS FOR JUNE 2006
CATEGORY "B" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,
the results of The Category "B" draws of LUCKY DAY INTERNATIONAL.
We
are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the JUNE
LUCKY DRAWS First Category, which is part of our promotional draws.

The draws were held prior to your notification.
Participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 4,000,000
names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa,
America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand
as part of our International Promotions Program.

You/Your Company,
attached to ticket number IL252/03/78 with serial /file reference
number IL25278NL drew the lucky numbers 14, 17, 19,23,28,33 (18), and
consequently won in the 'elevated Category B'. You have therefore been
awarded a Bond lump sum pay out One Million United States Dollars
(US$1, 000,000.00), which is the winning payout for 'elevated Category
B' winners. Batch number is KK1011.

Please contact the claims agent
within 3 weeks from today via;
Name: Mr. Steve Olea
Email:
oleascontacts@netscape.net
Email: oleascontacts@wowmail.com
Fax
number: +31-84-754-7144.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Regards,

Rick Mettin
(Assistance Director).

2006-07-31

FW: sibling


Away with you, you bothersome spam bandit.

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From: Rosaline Pierson [mailto:tapo@am-kraetzberg.de]
Sent: 31 July 2006 20:40
To:
Subject: sibling

It is evident, said Anatok, that you know nothing about the warriorsof
Gooli. I have orders for the commander of the gate, also. Sytor and Pandar
have taken one of the boatsand escaped with Janai. Conceivably, it might
grow and grow throughall eternity devouring and living upon itself. I
determined to return to the camp of the hormads and give myself up. I called
to Tun Gan, and the three ofus set to work to repair the damaged boat. It
was just as well, for if Ay-mad was leaving the City, Janai wouldnot be
brought into it. I had to fight itconstantly to keep it headed in the
direction I wished to travel. If she had any, they would die as soon asthey
were hatched. He shook meroughly, and when I opened my eyes I saw that he
was greatly excited. It was with a feeling of great relief that I found my
body still safein its vault-like tomb. I have not known whom to trust, she
said, but I have trusted youmore than any other. Even so, we shall be lucky
if they do not see us. There, at least, was a hope; and I determinedto cling
to it to the bitter end. That, said the leader, pointing, is Gooli, the
largest city in theworld. She might havespoken in the same way of a thoat or
a calot. You will besacrificing our lives as well as yours, uselessly. It
might have been a momentous matter of state, soserious were they. We were
surrounded by fully fiftywarriors, well though crudely armed. It does not
seem possible that we two shall ever find Ras Thavas, shesaid, sadly. It is
all very confusing and baffling; Icannot understand it. Come, fellow, you
shall see the treasures. I am glad that you did not go away with him
willingly, I said. I thought that they were onlygrumbling among themselves
and heaping abuse upon me. I turneddisconsolately away from the boat. I
thought that they had notnoticed me, but presently one of the officers
approached me. As we approached the village, a couple of hundred people came
to meetus. It is all very confusing and baffling; Icannot understand it. And
I think that one of them is a woman, said Tun Gan. Then, for the first time,
Janai and I were able toconverse. This, I assumed, was themagnificent palace
of Anatok. These Goolians of the Island of Ompt aremarsupials, oviparous
marsupials. You are absolutely mistaken, replied Sytor. He led the way into
his palace, and I followed with a score of warriorspressing about me. There,
in his great palace, dwells Anatok, Jed of Gooli and all ofthe Island of
Ompt. You have no right todo that to us when there is no hope of success.