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2006-05-10

BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

I'll mass that on to the Managing Director.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 13:33:02 +0200
From: Mr.Patrick Kabore <patkab707@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: patkab7@netscape.net
To: 6a011035

ATTN:Managing Director
I am a financial consultant based in Burkina Faso. I have a client (a
widow) she has USD15.5M with a private equity investment trust company
for safe
keeping only. She wishes to invest in a stable economy.
Her interest is in companies with potentials for rapid growth in long
terms.

My client is interested in placing part of her fund in your company,if
your country's bilaws allows foreign investment.
You can contact me for more details via my e-mail address with your
reference.
Email: patkab7@netscape.net
Yours faithfully,
Mr.Patrick Kabore
NB: The fund is free from drug and laundering related offences.

GOOD DAY RANDALL

BAD DAY SMITH.

COCK OFF YOU SCAMMING TWUNT.

I hereby attempt to insult
you via my Spam Recycling Centre.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: GOOD DAY RANDALL
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 08:49:43 +0100 (GMT+01:00)
From: Mr.Samson Smith <samson_smith@virgilio.it>
Reply-To: samosmith@138mail.com

GOOD DAY RANDALL

I am SAM.O.SMITH the Personal Accountant to Latem
MR.JOHN RANDALL,national of your country.

I hereby attempt to reach
you via your email.I wish to notify you that Late MR.JOHN RANDALL, made
you a beneficiary to his will. I contacted you to assist in
repatriating my late client's, your relative's funds in before they are
declared unserviceable.

Particularly the deceased had an account
valued at about US$7million dollars.You should forward alon your
current telephonenumber,including your current mailing address. I hope
to hear from you in no distant time.

Please get in touch with me
through my confidential email address:samosmith@138mail.com, as thus to
enable
us discuss further.

Best regards,

SAM.O.SMITH

Email:
samosmith@138mail.com

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE

Yes, definitely gratitude to Bill Gate. Nice fella.

Email address from Finland to tell me I've won the UK National Lottery,
run by "Bill Gate" of Microsoft, in Africa, which pays out in US dollars.

Best quote: "DO NOT REPLY ANY OTHER
MAILS LIKE THIS ON NET, AS THEY ARE A LOT OF SCAM ARTIST OUT THERE
PRETENDING TO BE US".

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 01:37:50 +0100
From: uk lotto award !!! lotto <uklottoagentsmith@gmail.com>
To: sam@316.fi

One of the logos of Microsoft Windows, the Company's best-known product.

*MOTTO: FIGHTING POVERTY ROUND THE
WORLD *
**
*FROM: THE DESK OF THE E-MAIL PROMOTIONS** *_*MANAGER INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE*_
*AWARD DEPARTMENT, MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORD LOTTERY*
*UNITED KINGDOM.61-70 Southampton Row,*
*Bloomsbury London United Kingdom WC1B 4AR.*

*REFERENCE NO: MSW-L/200-26937*
*BATCH NO: 2006FEBL#22*
*WINNER NO: 5*

*_ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION_*
*_AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER: UNITED KINGDOM_*
**
*DEAR WINNER,*
**
*MICROSOFT COOPERATION MANAGEMENT** ** WORLDWIDE **ARE PLEASED TO
INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE A WINNER OF OUR ANNUAL MS-WORD LOTTO LOTTERY
CONDUCTED IN AFRICA BEING THE HOST OF THE EVENT FOR THIS PRESENT YEAR
MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNING PROGRAMS HELD ON 8T**H, MAR 2006 ** . ***
**
*YOUR PERSONAL E-MAIL ADDRESS OR COMPANY EMAIL WAS ATTACHED TO *
***JANUARY **MSWLL. ** WITH SERIAL NUMBER S/N-00168 DREW THE LUCKY
NUMBERS 887-13-865-37-10-83, AND CONSEQUENTLY WON IN THE FIRST LOTTERY
CATEGORY. YOU HAVE THEREFORE BEEN APPROVED FOR LUMP SUMS OF **$
1,000,000 (USD ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)** PAYABLE IN CASH
CREDITED TO FILE REF NO: MSW-L/200-26937 THIS IS FROM TOTAL PRIZE MONEY
OF $ 25,000,000 USD, SHARED AMONG THE **TWENTY-FIVE (25) LUCKY
**INTERNATIONAL WINNERS IN FIRST AND SECOND CATEGORY.*
**
*ALL PARTICIPANTS WERE SELECTED FROM ** WORLDWIDE WEBSITES **ESPECIALLY
**YAHOO MAIL THROUGH OUR MICROSOFT COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM DRAWN FROM
21,000 NAMES, 3,000 NAMES FROM EACH CONTINENT (CANADA, ASIA, AUSTRALIA,
UNITED STATE, EUROPE, MIDDLE EAST, AFRICA AND OCEANIA, AS PART OF
INTERNATIONAL "** E-MAIL**" PROMOTIONS PROGRAM, WHICH IS CONDUCTED
ANNUALLY FOR OUR PROMINENT **MS -WORD** USERS ALL OVER THE WORLD, ** AND
TO ENCOURAGE THE USE OF INTERNET AND COMPUTERS WORLDWIDE. ***
*YOUR FUND (CERTIFIED CHEQUE) HAS BEEN INSURED WITH YOUR REF NO:
MSW-L/200-26937 AND WILL BE READY FOR DELIVERY. IT WILL BE DELIVERED TO
YOU BY ONE OF OUR CLAIM AGENT IN CHARGE OF AFRICAN ZONE ** **(DR SMITH
SAVAGE)** .** YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS SHOULD BE USED IN ALL CORRESPONDENCE
WITH YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER, PLEASE NOTE THAT, YOU ARE TO CONTACT YOUR
CLAIMS OFFICER VIA EMAIL AND PHONE AS WE ARE PROMOTING THE USE OF
E-MAIL. ALSO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL HIM TO CONFIRM YOUR WINNINGS AND
GOVERNMENT TAX PAYMENT THAT IS ALL, AS HE WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THE
NECESSARY DETAILS ON HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.*
*YOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO URGENTLY FORWARD YOUR FULL NAMES,PHONE,FAX
AND MOBILE,PROFESSION,AGE,MARITAL STATUS,REGION/STATE AND COPY OF YOUR
DRIVERS LICENSE I.D.*
**
*AS PART OF OUR SECURITY PROTOCOL YOU ARE TO QUOTE THIS SECURITY CODE
**_ MSW/FEB/XX06_** TO YOUR CLAIMING AGENT. THIS IS TO PREVENT SCAM .*
*__*
*__*
*_PRIZE CLAIM_*
*__*
*__*
*_CLAIMS AGENT OFFICER CONTACT EMAIL IS:_**_ _*
**
*DR. SMITH SAVAGE*
***CLAIMS AGENT *
*E-MAIL: AGENT_SMITH_SAVAGE@yahoo.com
<mailto:AGENT_SMITH_SAVAGE@yahoo.com> *
**
**
*** TEL: +44-703 1819 192*
*REMEMBER, ALL PRIZE MONEY MUST BE CLAIMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. ** **ALL
FUNDS NOT CLAIMED ON OR BEFORE THE FIXED DATE WILL BE RETURNED AS
UNCLAIMED AND DONATED TO CHARITY ORGANIZATION IN AFRICA.*
**
*NOTE:** IN ORDER TO AVOID MISTAKES, PLEASE REMEMBER TO QUOTE YOUR
REFERENCE AND BATCH NUMBERS AND YOUR SECURITY CODE OF _MSW/FEB/XX06_ IN
ALL CORRESPONDENCES WITH YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER. DO NOT REPLY ANY OTHER
MAILS LIKE THIS ON NET, AS THEY ARE A LOT OF SCAM ARTIST OUT THERE
PRETENDING TO BE US. YOU MAY SEE MAILS LIKE THIS DO NOT REPLY. DO
CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER DR SMITH SAVAGE. AT ONCE YOU WILL BE ASKED
TO PROVIDE SOME DETAILS TO ENABLE THE OFFICE PROCEED WITH YOUR WINNING
CERTIFICATE AND FILE KEEPING. *
**
*CONGRATULATIONS, ONCE MORE FROM THE ENTIRE MANAGEMENT AND STAFF OF
MICROSOFT COOPERATION TO ALL OUR **LUCKY** WINNERS THIS YEAR. THANK YOU
FOR BEING PART OF THIS PROMOTIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAM. OUR SPECIAL THANKS
AND GRATITUDE **TO /BILL GATE OF MICROSOFT AND ALL HIS ASSOCIATES FOR
ALLEVIATING POVERTY ROUND THE WORLD /. ** *
*SINCERELY,*
*
*__*
*
* (Photograph) ** ** Queen Salote Tupou
III of Tonga (1918-65) *
* *
*Mrs. **Basheera ** Abubakar Mrs. Caro Smith *
*(Co-coordinator). (Secretary) *

* *

*LOTTERY SPONSORS** : **CHIEF SPONSORS;*

*/MICROSOFT CORPORATION UK, MICROSOFT CORPORATION AFRICA, /*
*/MICROSOFT CORPORATION USA, MICROSOFT CORPORATION ASIA/**/ ./*

*//*
*/Past winners./*
*//*
*//*

*/ /*

One of the logos of Microsoft Windows, the Company's best-known product.

2006-05-08

FW: hope all is well

Can you hear the drums, Fernando?

Can you hear them spell out "You're a spamming twunt?"

And who are you calling a "Gaylord"?

-----Original Message-----
From: Fernando
Sent: 08 May 2006 18:51
To: Gaylord
Cc:
Subject: hope all is well

It is been awhile. Hope everythign with you is goign well. How is work going
also?

I've just started with this new firm,
scholarly well Lost research balance characteristics. institute. Its massive
library had the goal of collecting Give me ur thoughts.

Talk to u,

Fernando

2006-05-07

FROM MRS.SHELLEY MERVIN JOHN

It is my pleasure to have never met you, you scamming twunt.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: FROM MRS.SHELLEY MERVIN JOHN
Date: Sat, 06 May 2006 16:52:13 +0200
From: Mrs.SHELLEY MERVIN JOHN
Reply-To: INFO.SHELLEY@CIEUX.ZZN.COM

Greetings in the name of the Lord,

ItÂ’s my pleasure to write you this letter, which I believe will be a
surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply sorry if I
have in any manner disturbed your privacy. Please forgive this unusual
manner of contacting you, but this particular letter is about
uderprivileged in your country and order part of the world.

I am Mrs. Shelley Mervin John, nationality of Vienna, Austria . I
married to Dr. Mervin JOHN of united state who worked with Chevron
Texaco as oil consultant/contractor in Africa for twenty years before
he died in the year 2000.We were married for twenty-seven years without
a child. He died during one of the riot in the Niger delta region .He
was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region.
Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I
decided not to re-marry. When my late husband was alive he made a
numbered time (Fixed) deposited for twelve calendar months, valued at
$8m.usd (Eight Million U.S.Dollars) with account and pin/code number
0130648335800. With a security financial firm in Europe. Meanwhile,
this money is still with the bank and the management just wrote me as
the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a
letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf Presently,
I am with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment
for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk and my
doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my
last wish to see that this money is invested and proceed at the end of
every year distributing items among charity organization.
I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund
churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to
ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.I
took this decision because i know that there are a lot of poor people
suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to their aid.
With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I
shall give you the contact of the Security Company. I will also issue
you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of
this fund. You will be entitled to 40%. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I stated here in. Hoping to hearing from you soon.
Pease contact me through: shelleymervin@atlas.cz
Yours in Christ,
Mrs.Shelley Mervin John.