FW: Aqua Stations Water Coolers

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting a new group of spamming goits...
Link-Media! A big hand for them, folks! Or a big raised middle finger.
Either's good.

Listen kids, I don't care what bloody EU directive you *think* you're
following, but you sent me an advert I didn't ask for, which to me is spam,
which puts you in here.

On the bright side, you might be able to provide drinks for all the viagra
sellers and 419 scammers.

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From: Aqua Stations [mailto:coolers@mail-return.org]
Sent: 30 May 2006 21:52
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Aqua Stations Water Coolers

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HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BOTTLE YET?

Aqua Stations was established to provide for those clients with more
discerning drinking tastes, and those with concerns over the purity, soaring
costs, health and safety issues, and administrative problems relating to
bottled water systems. We supply a range of top quality leading brand point
of use water dispensers and water fountains in a selection of styles and
colours to suit every environment. All our floor standing and mini table top
Water Machines are robust to cope with busy environments where necessary.

Bottled Water Versus Point Of Use Water ...
1. DELIVERY HASSLES

No more lame excuses from suppliers and drivers alike that cause you
unwarranted grief from your staff when you run out of water. The Aqua
Stations Point Of Use system eliminates chasing up late deliveries; allowing
you and your staff to concentrate on their respective roles.

For further information please fill in our enquiry form
<http://www.link-media.org/forms/aqua_form.html>
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2. ADMINISTRATION HASSLES

The bottled water system requires a lot of administration time, including
ordering and calculating requirements, processing invoices, organising
deliveries, replacing bottles in offices, and running out of water.
The Aqua Stations Point Of Use system eliminates all these issues with one
simple invoice every quarter.

For further information please fill in our enquiry form
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3. WATER PURITY AND FRESHNESS HASSLES

Bacteria can grow in the water bottles of dispensers whenever these are left
standing at room temperature for a few days or more (hence, you should
ensure bottles are turned over quickly). It means that your tap water could
be cleaner than the water in the dispenser bottles, although chlorine in tap
water can impair the taste. The impurities can be eliminated using
best-on-the market Omnipure filters.

For further information please fill in our enquiry form
<http://www.link-media.org/forms/aqua_form.html>
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4. LIFTING AND STORAGE HASSLES

Staff are expected to lift heavy bottles to bottled water machines. The
average bottle of water weighs 22kg (22 litres per bottle). Health and
Safety Executive guidelines stipulate that lifting and carrying above 10kg
should be avoided and that facilities should be supplied for lifting heavy
weights.

The Aqua Stations Point Of Use system reduces your company's chances of
appearing in court defending liability claims.

For further information please fill in our enquiry form
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5. ANNUAL FIXED COSTS

With bottled water systems, the more you drink the more you pay. It is very
difficult to calculate budgets as consumption varies from season to season.

There is often misuse by employees who fill plastic bottles to take to the
gymnasium and home. The Aqua Stations Point Of Use system will allow your
employees to drink their fill.

For further information please fill in our enquiry form
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6. POLLUTION HASSLES

Bottled water dispensers need regular deliveries of new bottles. Weekly
supplies for the 100,000 or so bottled water coolers in use in the UK is
adding tonnes of CO2 into the atmosphere. Point Of Use coolers by contrast
are far more environmentally friendly.

For further information please fill in our enquiry form
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At Aqua Stations we believe that the success of our company depends upon our
reputation.As a consequence Aqua Stations is 100% committed to customer
satisfaction. To demonstrate how highly we value our customers we offer a
unique TOTAL SATISFACTION GUARANTEE.

Change your cooler now for the cost of 1 bottle of water per week

For further information please fill in our enquiry form
<http://www.link-media.org/forms/aqua_form.html>


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