FW: Pls Reply Me

All Block caps? Check
Paragraphs of utter gibbering nonsense? Check
Promises of wealth backed up with divine blessings? Check
Unintentional fart joke? Yes! Check!

All these checks makes *you*, Halima Mohameed, a scamming 419ing twunt of a
goit and it's my pleasure to toss your sorry arse into the Spam Recycling
Centre! It's like Room 101, but with more crunch.

-----Original Message-----
From: HALIMA MOHAMEED [mailto:halimaa206@yahoo.com]
Sent: 03 May 2006 19:17
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Pls Reply Me

HELLO DEAREST,
MY SINCERE APOLOGY TO BOTHER YOU. LATELY, I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH LATERAL
AMYOTROPHIC CANCER WHICH WAS DISCOVERED RECENTLY AND DUE TO THE PERSISTENCE
NATURE OF THIS CANCER,L COULD NOT DO MUCH TO PURSUE MY FUTURE AMBITIOM IN
LIFE OF BECOMING A MEDICAL DOCTOR SO I AM SOLICITING THAT YOU SEND ME YOUR
RECEIVING ADDRESS TO TAKE THE SAFE DELIVERY AND CUSTODY OF MY PRECIOUS
DIAMOND STONE INHERITED FROM MY LATE FATHER.
I AM THE SURVING DAUGTHER OF LATE DR AND MRS MOHAMEED, MY FAHTER WAS A
PRECIOUS STONE MERCHANT IN SIERRA LEONE AND WAS POISONED BY HIS BEST FRIEND
ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING JUST TO HAVE THIS STONE. MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST
OCTOBER 2004. I WAS VERY MUCH SPEACIAL TO MY FATHER BECAUSE I WAS A
MOTHERLESS CHILD AS MY FATHER REFUSE TO RE-MARRY AS ITS WAS HIS PROMISE TO
TAKE CARE OF ME UNTIL HIS UNTIMELY DEATH ON 29TH NOVEMBER 2004 IN A PRIVATE
HOSPITAL, HE SECRETLY HANDED OVER A PIECE OF DIAMOND AND A TORN PAPER DETAIL
THE ASSAY ANALYSIS OF THE STONE WHEN HE KNEW THAT HE WILL PASS AWAY NO
SOONER THAN LATER.
HE TOLD ME THAT PIECE OF STONE HE GAVE ME IS CALLED "DIAMOND" AND IS A
CUSHION SHAPED STONE OF 118.00 CARAT AS HE SAID THE STONE DESCRIPTION
SIMPLY OF FANCY COLOUR THOUGH WHICH COLOUR GRADE IT RECEIVED IS UNCLEAR
WHICH IS A STELLAR BRILLIANT CUT WITH EIGHT FACETS POINTING OUTWARD FROM
THE CULET FACET WHICH HE HAD IN 1974 FOR 160,000 SWISS FRANCES. ACCORDING TO
HIM, HE SAID THE STONE WOULD BRING ME FORTUNE IN LIFE AND I SHOULD KEEP THE
STONE WITH ME WHEREVER I GO AND SHOULD NOT DISCUSS ABOUT THE STONE WITH
NOBODY UNLESS AM IN SERIOUS DANAGER AND YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON AM
DISCUSSING THIS MATTER WITH AS I SOLICIT FOR ASSISTANCE TO TAKE THE SAFE
CUSTODY OF THE STONE IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR SAFE KEEPING WHILE YOU PROCESS MY
TRAVEL DOCUMENT TO YOUR HOME COUNTRY TO JOIN YOU LATER AND YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT CAN BE DONE WITH THE STONE. I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING THAT YOU TAKE THE
CUSTODY OF THE STONE IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY IN PERSON AND SERVE AS THE
GUARDIAN OF THIS STONE AND TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR TAKING THE STONE TO A
SECURE PLACE OF SAFETY FOR APPRAISER TO KNOW HOW MUCH ITS WORTH IN YOUR
COUNTRY WHILE YOU MAKE ARRANGEMENT TO BRING ME INTO YOUR COUNTRY FOR MEDICAL
TREATMENT AS INTEND TO USE THE MONEY FROM THE SALES OF THE STONE TO SETTLE
THE MEDICAL BILL AND FURTHER MY EDUCATION IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR A SECURE LIFE.

FURTHERMORE,
YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME, AS I BELIEVE THAT YOU
SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. I WILL APPRECIATE YOU RESPONDING AND TELLING
ME HOW BEST YOU CAN HELP ME OUT OF THIS SITUATION AS FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE
PLANNED TO KIDNAP AND THREATHEN ME TO GIVE OUT THE STONE. MY LIFE IS
COMPLETELY IN DANAGER WHILE IN ABIDJAN WHICH FORCE ME TO HAVE RAN AWAY TO
HIDE IN A CERTAIN VILLAGE WHERE I AM NOW, WHICH I WILL LATER TELL YOU ABLE
TO HAVE ACESS TO THE INTERNET FOR NOW.
PLEASE DO HURRY TO ASSIST ME OUT HERE NOW THAT OUR EXTENDED FAMILY MEMBERS
HAS PLANNED MY KIDNAPPING TO GET THE STONE AS ITS CAN BECAUSE MORE CHOAS. I
URGENTLY NEED YOUR KIND ATTENTION ANTICIPATING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOON.
GOD BLESSES YOU.
REALLY WORRIED,
HALIMA