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2006-04-13

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Hey, it's another win of exactly one million euros.

I think I'm going to buy the rest of this street, and use a different house each week as a toilet, just moving on when each room contains poo.

Then, when I run out of houses, I'll donate them to the poor, but not tell them about the poo.

I'll film it and post the results on the Interweb. I could get rich, but I'd already be so rich that I wouldn't even bother with ads on the site.

They, I'll just buy another street and do it again.

Until I get bored with poo houses.

That could take a long time.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: De Lotto Nederlands [mailto:info@dnl.nl]
> Sent: 13 April 2006 00:45
> To:
> Subject: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
>
> International Prize Award Department
> Reference Number: AIE/11217/2532
> Batch Number: EON/9817-08
> Ticket Number 641-9830170/OPJ
> Serial Number 25081203
> Lucky Numbers 7-12-01-17-98-25-323
>
> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery
> Winners of the lottery program held on the March 31st, 2006
> Your E-mail address attached to Ticket number 641-9830170/OPJ
> with serial number 25081203 drew the lucky numbers
> 7-12-01-17-98-25-323, consequently won in the first category,
> you have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of €
> 1, 000, 000.00 (One Million Euro Only) in cash. This is from
> a total cash prize of € 21,000.000.00 Euro (Twenty One
> Million Euro) shared among winners in the first category.
> CONGRATULATIONS!!!
> For security reasons and due to mix up of some numbers and
> names we ask that you keep your winning information
> confidential until your claims has been process and your
> winning fund is Remitted to you. This is part of our security
> protocol to avoid impersonation and unwarranted abuse of this
> program by some participants. All participants were selected
> through a computer ballot system drawn from over 500,000,000
> individual and companies email addresses from all over the world.
> This promotional program takes place every three years; the
> lottery was promoted and sponsored by some eminent
> personality and the owner of the largest software company in
> the Nederland's.
> We hope you will be one of our lucky winners in our end of
> year international lottery bonanza.
> To file for your claim contact our/your accredited agent
> Mr. Hans Pieterson
> Tel: 31-64-477-3319
> Fax: 31-84-750-1139
> Email: imfnv@netscape.net
>
> Not that all winnings must be claimed not later than April
> 24th, 2006. After this date all unclaimed winning fund will
> be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid
> unnecessary delays and complications always remember to quote
> your reference number, batch numbers, ticket number, lucky
> number and serial number in all correspondence with our/your
> accredited agent.
> If there should be any change of address do inform our/your
> accredited agent as soon as possible. Thank you for being
> part of our promotional program.
> Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
> Yours truly,
> Dr.Robert Van Boseman
> Lottery Coordinator.
> De Lotto Nederlands
> Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will
> result to disqualification. Please do not reply this message.
> All correspondence should be to our/your accredited agent.
>

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