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2006-04-05

BEQUEST

The exclamation mark gives it a real professional feeling of a genuine
solicitor's letter - "who was a client to us!". Yay! Lucky you!!!11one
GOMGOMGOM!!1!eleven!one

Oh, and if you're a UK solicitor, and it's the will of a Londoner, why is it
for nine million *dollars*? We have quaint things called pounds over here.
Supid thing to still have, but every time anyone mentions getting rid of
them, The Sun starts bitching about our British Bulldog, and how foreign
money isn't the same.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: frank william [mailto:ipcoooo@msn.com]
> Sent: 05 April 2006 19:00
> To: michael
> Subject: BEQUEST
>
> From: Frank William, Esq.
> London - United Kingdom.
>
> Notification of Bequest.
>
> We FRANK C.WILLIAMS of Jones and Shanley Solicitors of Suite
> 2, Meridian House, 268 Kingsland Road London
> E9 4DG, as Executor of the estate of Dr. Paul Jeff arpenter
> (Deceased), who
> was a client to us! I once again try to notify you as my
> earlier letter was
> returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by
> this same email
> address. I wish to notify you that Dr. Paul Jeff Carpenter
> (Deceased), who
> had His residence situate at suite 37 Chip stead Gardens
> London NW2 6EL,made
> a pecuniary Will of the Sum of Nine Million Dollars
> (USD$9,000.000.000) to a
> Beneficiary as the Codicil and last testamentary to his will.
> Dr Paul Jeff
> Carpenter (Deceased), also Willed the above said Residence of
> suite 37 Chip
> stead Gardens London NW2 6EL to a "Charity Organizations".
> This may sound
> strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.
>
> As a Result of His tourism, He would have been in contact with so many
> persons in the past and without prejudice! He made somebody
> outside His
> Family to be the beneficiary of this "CLAUSE" in His Will. We
> as the Legal
> Executor of His Will have tried to contact the rightful
> Beneficiary of this
> particular clause of the Will but not to all avail. Hence, We
> deem it fit
> contacting you if you could suit the purpose of the
> Beneficiary particulars
> "AS a DEAL" between you and FRANK WILLIAMS & CO. However, you
> shall have 40%
> percent to your self while 10% percent for legal proceedings
> and 50% percent
> for FRANK WILLIAMS & CO. Dr. Paul Jeff Carpenter (Deceased), until his
> death, He was an Architect by profession and pioneer
> shareholder of a giant
> construction company (JULIUS BERGER) as He then was, along
> side with other
> pioneers.
>
> He was a very dedicated Christian who lived and spent His
> Life for Humanity.
> His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his
> life time. Dr.
> Paul Jeff Carpenter (Deceased), died on the 20th day of May
> 2004 at the age
> of 85 years, and His WILL is now ready for execution.
> According to Him, this
> money is to support the beneficiary Christian activities and
> to help the
> poor and the needy. Please if we reach you as we are hopeful,
> endeavor to
> get back to us as soon as possible so that we could proceed
> to the PROBATE
> REGISTARY ORDER JURISDICTION for proper execution here in the United
> Kingdom. You should forward along your current telephone number(s),
> including your current address to facilitate proceedings
> without delay of
> Equitable Rights. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
>
> Sincerely Yours,
> Frank Williams Esq.
>
>
>

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