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2008-05-29T11:56:00.001+01:00

When Slashdot in jokes escape into spam...

Subject: haste yourself
Date: Thu, 29 May 2008 12:52:38 +0200
From: Ava Swain <vcilmeawjjy@bo...rad.com>
To: <s...s@....com>

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Now Contact my secretary ask him for ($950.000.00)

2008-04-04T18:54:00.001+01:00

No. *You* contact *my* secretary, and ask *him* for $950,000 - he'll
find it funny.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: <jimpeter12@fre...et.de>
Date: Thu, Apr 3, 2008 at 8:02 AM
Subject: Now Contact my secretary ask him for ($950.000.00)
To: jimpeter12@freenet.de

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Please your lassie like never before!

2008-04-04T18:48:00.001+01:00

Lassie? You mean the dog? The collie?

No, thank you.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Edward Diamond <Edward@podravka.hr>
Date: Wed, Apr 2, 2008 at 9:04 PM
Subject: Please your lassie like never before!
To: Brandon Montano <pigpogm@gmail.com>

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Fwd: Lotto Winner 2008!!

2008-03-30T20:46:00.001+01:00

The UK National Lottery, run from a German Yahoo account.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Uk National Lottery <cedm8450@bel...net.ca>
Date: Thu, Mar 13, 2008 at 2:18 AM
Subject: Lotto Winner 2008!!
To: info@lottery.com

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2008-03-30T20:42:00.001+01:00

In your pants? That sounds uncomfortable. Probably doesn't sit well
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Lorand Lamon <undighet1967@fsc.es>
Date: Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 8:11 PM
Subject: Fire and Ice In Your Pants
To: pigpogm@gmail.com

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[Fwd: Anti Spam 2007 Team Ask You To Read This Message!]

2007-07-06T18:05:00.001+01:00

One of the funniest scams I've ever read, I think. People studying at
the "University of Cibernetics", who can't spell cybernetics (or much
else for that matter)? They hate spam, so they're spamming people "all
over the world"? They hate scams, so they're asking people to fund
their new anti-virus product, which I have little doubt doesn't exist?

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Anti Spam 2007 Team Ask You To Read This Message!
Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 18:41:42 +0300
From: Eduardo Cortez<antispam@email-antispam.com>
Reply-To: <antispam2007software@yahoo.es>

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We are a group of young people with ages between 20 and 24 years old
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Mrs. Sarah Welsh. (Benefactor)

2007-04-01T12:22:00.001+01:00

Thanks, Benny Factor. Try not mentioning Nigeria next time - always
makes things sound a bit suspicious.

Must be an absolute bugger for genuine Nigerian businesses, finding that
the rest of the world just assumes they're trying to scam them all the time.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Mrs. Sarah Welsh. (Benefactor)
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:55:36 -0500
From: Mrs Sarah Welsh <sarah@welshfamily.biz>
Reply-To: welshsarah08@yahoo.dk
To: michael

I am Mrs. Sarah Welsh, an English woman who is suffering from cancerous
ailment. I am married to Sir Jim Welsh who also is an Englishman though
dead now. My husband worked with the Nigerian Railways for over two
decade before the cold hand of death took him away on the 23rd of July
2003 at about 2:00AM. Our marriage lasted for over a decade without any
fruit of the womb. My husband died after a protracted illness. My
husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the
less-privileged individuals within the United Kingdom, Europe, North and
South America,
Africa and the rest of the globe as he had passion for persons who can
not help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament.
I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this
relationship, which never came. When my late husband was alive he
deposited the sum of 10 Million (Ten Million Great Britain Pounds
Sterling with an offshore Bank in Nigeria.Presently, this money is still
with the Bank.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I have a limited or numbered days on
earth and that my life span will not exceed 150days due to the cancerous
problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke
that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has
befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to a
non-governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit organization
or better still an individual,that will utilize this money the way I am
going to instruct here in. I want a non governmental, or a non
religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an
individual, that
will use this gift which comes from my husbands sweat to fund the upkeep
of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically
challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely
handicapped financially.

It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth.I took this
decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money
and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do
not want my husband Jim Welsh hard earned money to be misused or
invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where
this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for
taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I
am going.
I know that I am going to be with the Almighty when I eventually pass
on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not
need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating
health and because of the presence of my husband relatives around me. I
do not want them to know about this development. With God all things
are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank
in Nigeria. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will
empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is
that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all
through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me
room in sourcing for a non-governmental, or a non religious, and or a
non profit organization or better still an individual for this same
purpose.

Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to
hear from you soon and God bless you and members of your family.

Mrs. Sarah Welsh. (Benefactor)

NOTICE

2007-04-01T12:20:00.001+01:00

I noticed. Thanks.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: NOTICE
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14.48.10 +0200
From: National Credit Union Administration<service@ncua.gov>
Reply-To: <do-not-reply@ncua.gov>

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[Fwd: Happy New Year my dear (From: George)]

2007-01-10T13:50:00.000Z

Please choose from the following list of smart-ass remarks:

- email me 20 years ago when I might have cared.
- Not so much a spam, more a careless whisper
- He might have more success if he wrote it on a men's room wall
- 26? He's definitely had too much whacky tobbaccy *this* time
- Surely Andrew Ridgely should have a cut of that 12mil?
- Wake me up before you spam-spam

feel free to add more remarks in the comments.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Happy New Year my dear (From: George)
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2007 14:37:25 +0100
From: George Michael <george_michael@pobox.sk>
Reply-To: George Michael <george_33mich@yahoo.fr>

Happy New Year my dear,

I know that you will be surprise reading from unknown person but all I
will like you to understand is that, God have already bless you and your
entire family in this 2007 through this proposal. In a brief
introduction, my name is George Michael, 26 years old. My intention of
contacting you is to help me handle the investment of 12.6 million usd
that I inherited from my late father, which he deposited in the bank
before his sudden death. Urgently confirm your willingness to help me
handle the investment of this money with honesty, without betraying my
trust in you.

I will be waiting for your reply as you finish reading this message with
your direct telephone number to enable me call you immediately and
furnish you with more details, upon my confirmation of your willingness
to assist me.

Best Regards,
George Michael

SOLICITING FOR A REPRESENTATIVE(JOB OFFER)

2006-12-27T10:41:00.000Z

Wan Tan? Mmmm.... crispy wan tans...

Oh, that's put me in the mood for a chinese takeaway. Wan tans, crispy
fried spammer, and maybe some egg fried rice? Yum.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: SOLICITING FOR A REPRESENTATIVE(JOB OFFER)
Date: Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:15:30 +0000
From: wan tan <wantajiaabiqxo@yahoo.com.hk>

Jiangsu Tianyin Chemical Industry Co., Ltd.

Room 06-08, Floor 12B,
Lijin Asia Enterprises Center,
No. 17 Wunjing Road, Shanghai, China.
www.chinatianyin.com

UNITED KINGDOM OFFICE:
FLOOR 3&4, NEWTON HOUSE,
132, NEW BOND STREET,
LONDON, W1S2UD.
ENGLAND.

SOLICITING FOR REPRESENTATIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
I represent the above named Company based in China. My company
manufacture, supply and export Pharmaceutics, Agricultural, Textile and
Chemical Egineering Products for world trade.
We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium
of getting to our customers in Europe and America as well as making
payments through them as payment officers. In our just concluded Annual
General Meeting (AGM) I as Regional Manager of this multinational
company have been directed to relate with you because of the
communication problem faced by most of our Board Members, since many of
them cannot read, speak or write English Language except Chinnese which
is our official Language.
In view of this you are expected to relate directly with me as the
company representative since I have been mandated to contact you and
give them frequent update about our activities.
Most of our customers pay out in cash, cheques,money orders,wire
transfer and we do not have an account in U.S.A And Canada presently
that will clear this money. It is upon this note that we seek your
assistance to stand in as our representative in your country.
Also, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you
clear for the company and the balance will be paid to the company's
account officer.
Therefore, if you are interested in becoming our representative complete
the application form below and send via email or fax:
NAME:...................................................
.........................................
COMPANYNAME:..............
................................................................
ADDRESS:....................................................................
...................
CITY:...........................................
.................................................
STATE:.?... .............................
ZIPCODE............................. ......
COUNTRY:..................................................
.....................................
TEL:.......................... ......
FAX:...........................?.........................
EMAIL
ADDRESS:.................................................................
.............
WEBSITE:..................................................
.......................................
OCCUPATION:
......................?......................................... .........
MARITAL STATUS:
.......................................................................
DATE OF BIRTH:
....................................................................... ..
SIGNATURE(TYPE IN YOUR NAMES):
..................................................
DATE:............
...?............................................................ .........
Please reply through the email address below and use for futher
correspondence with us.

Very Respectfully,
Mr. Wan Tan J
Regional Manager,
European Region.
Tel.+44-703186-0173
E-mail: wantajia@yahoo.com.hk

NOTIFICATION

2006-12-26T21:02:00.000Z

Hey, they've got acronyms for *everything* - it *must* be real...

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: NOTIFICATION
Date: Mon, 25 Dec 2006 18:37:41 -0500
From: ROLLINGBALL LOTTERY <donlin@cox.net>
Reply-To: davidmorgan_info3@yahoo.co.uk

ROLLINGBALL INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION

ROLLINGBALL LOTTERY -wheel E-game 2006,
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Ref Nr: RBL/CN/6654/CP
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Medications that you need.

2006-12-25T18:05:00.000Z

I've really not been keeping up with the news recently - people's
republic of Canada? When did that happen?

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Medications that you need.
Date: Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:08:47 -0500
From: Mcgahan A. Brilesnn <flir.comthermography.leads@flir.com>
To: Michael

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2006-12-25T18:02:00.000Z

Christmas discounts on dodgy antidepressants, for enhanced merryness.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Pharmacy at your service: Christmas discounts.
Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:40:26 -0500
From: Woolsey E. Ugalde <billing@conciergetickets.com.au>
To: Michael

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Character is a victory, not a gift.
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When an individual is kept in a situation of inferiority, the fact is
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Did anyone ever have a boring dream?
Power is so characteristically calm, that calmness in itself has the
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No matter how bad things get you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
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To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle.

YOU ARE TO CONTACT MR. RENE HUSON FOR THE CLAIM OF YOUR PRIZE FUND.

2006-12-17T18:02:00.000Z

Contact Mr Hudson, you say? You sure this one was for me?

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: YOU ARE TO CONTACT MR. RENE HUSON FOR THE CLAIM OF YOUR PRIZE
FUND.
Date: Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:55:01 +0100 (CET)
From: colleenvan@colleenvanken.orangehome.co.uk
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;

*YOU ARE TO CONTACT MR. RENE HUSON FOR THE CLAIM OF YOUR PRIZE FUND.*
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*STAATS LOTERIJ PROMOTION CO-ORDINATOR*
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_**_
* *
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2006-10-26T21:55:00.000+01:00

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-------- Original Message --------
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2006-10-24T18:49:00.000+01:00

Subject: BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY!!!
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:27:00 -0600 (CST)
From: Joanne Goodwin <jgukltto1@aim.com>
Reply-To: raymondho1234@aim.com

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current earnings. I live in United Kingdom, with my two kids, four cats,
one dog and the love of my life. It is definitely a full house.

I have been doing artwork since I was a small child. That gives me about
31 years of experience. I majored in art in high school and took a few
college art courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush
mixed with color pencils. I have recently added designing and creating
artwork on the computer. I have been selling my art works for the last 3
years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in
magazines. I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all
around the world.

I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art
works to Americans, cos they are always offering to pay with a US money
order/check, which is difficult for me to cash here in United Kingdom. I
am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for me
as a part-time worker and i will be willing to pay 10% for every
transaction, which wouldn't affect your present state of work, someone who
would help me receive payments from my customers in the states. I mean
someone that is responsible and reliable, cause the cost of coming to the
state and getting payments is very expensive,i am working on setting up a
branch in the states, so for now i need a representative in the
united states who will be handling the payment aspect. These payments are
in money order/check and they would come to you in your name, so all you
need do is cash the money order deduct your percentage and wire the
balance back. But the problem i have is trust. Or if you prefer bank
transfers as well, it is entirely up to you.

It wouldnt cost you any amount, you are to receive payments which will be
sent to you via Mail services from my business patners, which would come
in form of a money order/check then you are to cash it and send the cash
to me via western union money transfer or moneygram money transfer, all
transfer fees should be deducted from the money. If you are interested,
kindly get in touch with my secretary Raymond Ho, (raymondho1234@aim.com).

Thanks and God bless.

Joanne Goodwin,
Lady Lever Art Gallery
Port Sunlight Village
Wirral, CH62 5EQ
England

ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSACTION.

2006-10-06T13:17:00.000+01:00

One of the funniest 419 scams yet - he's being probed because of it,
and he's got something lodged in his private account. Ouch.
Splendid.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: MR YAW OSAFO MAAFO <yawosafo@casinomail.com>
Date: 06-Oct-2006 12:59
Subject: ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSACTION.
To: bog

Dear friend,

How is your family? hope all of you are fine, if so splendid. Yaw
Osafo-Maafo is my name and former Ghanaian minister of finance.
Although I was sacked by President John Kufuor on 28 April 2006 for
the fact I signed £29 million book publication contract with Macmillan
Education without reference to the Public Procurement Board and
without Parliamentary approval.

You can read more on this web page
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=103713
Right now, I was being probed because of it. As matter of fact, £9 million
part of the money was lodged into my private account in Spain.

Already I have notified my lawyer in Spain about it and he will see
the money is transferred to your account for investment. I would like
you to give this a highly confidential approach. Any question you wish
to ask concerning this deal, do not delay to ask.

Presently, I do not need any telephone discussion for safety. The
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If you are interested in this proposal sent me mail to my privert
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I wait your response.
My regards,
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2006-10-02T23:01:00.000+01:00

Even if you *are* the kind of twunt who buys things from spam, I think
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2006-10-02T22:57:00.000+01:00

Is there anything that man can't do? Rock, banish poverty, now giving
away millions in a lottery. Good old Bono.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: bono lottery <bono@bonolottery1.orangehome.co.uk>
Date: 02-Oct-2006 12:18
Subject: YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS HAS WON A LOTTERY:
To: undisclosed-recipients

FROM OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR,
BONOLOTO INTERNACIONAL
PROMOTIONS PROGRAM.
AVENIDA POLSCO CAMIO 5,28003,
MADRID SPAIN.

REF:ESCP/8578347/06
BATCH:ESLP/4834/06.

RE:AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:

We are pleased to inform you of the result of 2nd October,2006 of the
Bonoloto Internacional promotions program held on the 4th
September,2006. Your e-mail address attach to ticket number
:ESPL/89877676 with serial number: EBCL/2345609,Batch number:
ESLP/4834/06,Reference number:ESCP/8578347/06 and drew lucky numbers
3-5-9-17-22-32 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000.000,00(One
Million Euros Only, ).Which has been insured in a Security Company.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed
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protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this
program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from over 40,000 companies and 20,000,000 individuals email addresses
and names from all over the world.We hope with part of your
winning,you will take part in our next year 40,000,000,00 (Forty
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To file for your claim, please contact your agent,
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JUAN COSCO 9,28008 MADRID SPAIN.
Email:celsoseguros1@aim.com

Note:In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all
correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform your agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from
our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promocional
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Sra.Bobbie Manuel,
Secretary.
Bonoloto internacional
program,España.

CHECK INBOX FOR YOU OPPORTUNITY.

2006-09-13T12:24:00.000+01:00

Try making some sort of sense - it might increase the odds of your
scams working.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: infomailbrave@mailbrave.com <infomailbrave@mailbrave.com>
Date: 13-Sep-2006 12:08
Subject: CHECK INBOX FOR YOU OPPORTUNITY.
To: undisclosed-recipients

CHECK INBOX FOR YOU OPPORTUNITY.
CONTACT MR. PETER VAN HOLF FOR CLAIMS.

We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner of one million
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NOTE: to file for your claim, please contact the fiduciary agent.
Find below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these
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PROMOTION DATE: 13th of September 2006.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 15/051/IPD

***********************************************
Mr.Peter van Holf,
Address:P.O. Box 2021 3500GA Utrecht Netherlands.
Tel. : +31-649-301-215
Email :executiveplanetz@aim.com

**********************************************
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
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ONLINE WINNING NOTIFICATION

2006-09-11T21:06:00.000+01:00

Did you hear about the Irish lottery? It was a scam.

Sorry. Not much of a joke, really.

Still, no worse than most 'Irish' jokes.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: irish lottery <irishlotterygames@walla.com>
Date: 11-Sep-2006 20:35
Subject: ONLINE WINNING NOTIFICATION
To:

The Irish Lottery
P O Box 1010
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1004) of the IRISH LOTTERY
online Sweepstakes International program held on 15th of August, 2006.
It is now available for claims and you are getting the final
NOTIFICATION as regards this.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:08, 20, 21, 24, 28, 40,
(bonus no.39), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st
category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
£1,350,000(One million, three hundred and fifty thousand, pounds
sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a
total cash prize of £4,419,864 shared amongst the(5)lucky winners in
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This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning
number falls within our European booklet representative office in
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In view of this, your £1,350,000(One million, three hundred and fifty
thousand, pounds sterling) will be released to you by any of our
payment offices in Europe. Our European agent will immediately
commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon
as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your
winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your
money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your
prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Name:Dr.Rex McCarthy
Email: mail@agentirishlottoclaims.vossnet.co.uk

Tel:+447011127630

Endeavour to email her the informations below:
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sex..................
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Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE IRISH LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
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TEL: +447031924178
FAX: +448704794564

Online coordinator for THE IRISH LOTTERY
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________________________________

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2006-09-10T19:13:00.000+01:00

A great clapping of tortillas? WTF is that a euphemism for?

-----

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The foot blistered and swelled, her face was red andpainful. She rose
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Let the soul come back,or the universe will be cold for me and for many men.
Hesaid, perhaps it would be painful to you, no? He looked at heragain,
as reluctantly he opened the door. He was so still, so unnoticing, and
thedarkness of the nape of his neck was so like invisibility.
Thecommon threads that bound her to humanity seemed to have snapped.
Soldiers were tapping at the glass pane, for the lieutenant.
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of them men who had been in the flush of life.
She went downstairs with the young lieutenant. They cameto murder Don
Ramón, you know, Señora! Now she wanted this veiled elusiveness in
herself, shewanted to be addressed in the third person.
He still watched her with a glare of ferocity and suspicion. The car
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A lonely woman went up the shingle with a water-jar on hershoulder.
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Theres something stupid andwrong about it.
In the uncanny flashing of his eyes she saw a gladness thatfrightened
her a little. Kate felt rather as if she were coming to, from a swoon,
as Ramónspoke to her and looked at her. And that face that stabbed the
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And she would feel her own pride dissolving, going. But beautiful
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Guillermo, and said: could he come back? Kate was bewildered by the
new mystery of her own elusiveness.
Perhaps it is clothing that makes dead peoplegruesome and absurd.
Two were the mozos with guns, watching in thezaguán.

PHAbahRMACY

2006-09-10T19:10:00.000+01:00

Cool - I was just looking for a good supplier of PHAbahRMACY.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Nicoletta Woolery <volcoburn@directmat.com>
Date: 10-Sep-2006 16:19
Subject: Re: PHAbahRMACY
To: pigpogm@

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2006-09-10T19:08:00.000+01:00

So, it's a UK lottery, and I, a UK resident, have won. And the payout
is in US dollars? Yet the total amount given out is in Euros?

That's some serious currency issues you guys have there. Maybe spams
and scams would stand a chance if they were put together by someone
with some intelligence and a basic grasp of the language they're
using.

Got to love that touch at the end, too - asking you to forward any
other lottery mails to them to help them fight scams.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: robertcole_23 <robertcole_23@ig.com.br>
Date: 10-Sep-2006 18:52
Subject: RELEASED RESULTS
To: robertcole_23@ig.com.br

UK-ONLINE-LOTTERY Headquarters:
Customer Service
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
# 13 Beach Pkw,Princess Dolly Carlin Towers
Manchester,United Kingdom.

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw of the
UK-ONLINE-LOTTERYInternationalprograms held on the (9th of September,
2006) in MANCHESTER, UK.Youre-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545188 with Serial number:5368/02 drew the lucky
numbers:19-6-26-17-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery in the
2nd category.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
US$500.000 ( Five Hundred housand United States Dollars) in cash
credited to file ktu/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of
US $Five MILLION USD ,shared among the first Ten (10) lucky winners in
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All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site
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Email: bright_wilson_fiduciary@yahoo.co.uk

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your
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ourdesignated agent.Please do fill this form for more verifications

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2006-08-23T21:22:00.000+01:00

What? Oh, go away... Spamming scamming twunt.

-----Original Message-----
From: maggi_vanmeer16@virgilio.it [mailto:maggi_vanmeer16@virgilio.it]
Sent: 22 August 2006 12:57
Subject: **!!!***!!!==:::THIS YOUR MATTER========!!!**

**!!!***!!!==:::THIS YOUR MATTER========!!!**
===============================================================
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Sir/Madam,
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FW: RE[1]: 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what have we got here?

2006-08-23T13:10:00.000+01:00

looks like spam to me. Cock off.

-----Original Message-----
From: "Lily"<amelia@megastopodo.com>
Sent: 23/08/06 12:59:47
To: "Subject: RE[1]: 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what have we got here?

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2006-08-09T16:32:00.000+01:00

Yes you can - just think of <insert political leader here>.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Stuart <atlantesattic@mindless.com>
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Subject: Damn, you can not stop premature ejjacullation!
To: justaride-owner

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2006-08-07T00:10:00.000+01:00

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2006-08-06T18:50:00.000+01:00

This has got to have been the most bizarre spam I have ever received. Just
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2006-08-05T18:58:00.000+01:00

"plentiful explosions"? That doesn't sound like a good thing. I
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Rick <Rick.Arredondo@earthlink.net>
Date: 05-Aug-2006 17:49
Subject: Most trusted brands of the world, join the thousands of happy customers
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2006-08-03T23:33:00.000+01:00

Once again, I'd like to issue an invitation to the people who send me these. It reads as follows:

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-----Original Message-----
From: "info@smallcompanies.com"<info@smallcompanies.com>
Sent: 03/08/06 23:13:20
To: "sam@pigpog.com"<sam@pigpog.com>
Subject: RIP's Lunch is Tuesday , August 8th

Welcome Rips Country Inn Lunch attendees:

Agenda RIPs Country Inn in Mitchellville , Tuesday, August 8th
11:00 am
3809 North Crain Hwy, Mitchellville, MD 20716 for directions
301-805-5900

NOTE: We will be giving away a FREE Webcam to anyone signing up for the video
email services through VM Direct and Helloworld at
http://www.helloworld.com/US/Tour_Start_Consumer.aspx?ID=smallcompanies

Simply bring your confirmation to the Mitchellville Lunch to receive your
Logitech Webcam (a $50 value).

11:00 11:45 Networking

Please bring 30 business cards. Do not distribute your brochures on the lunch
tables. There will be a separate table for your business information. No one
will be permitted after 12:15. Please arrive early.

11:45-12:00 Introductions

There will be a two minute intro on SmallCompanies.com . We will then circle
the room and give everyone a chance to stand and give a 15 second intro (Name,
Company and one sentence business description). Please keep your intro to 15
seconds or less. Thanks.

12:00-12:45 pm Lunch

Enjoy your meal. I will collect a business card from everyone with working
email address. This will enable us to send you a spreadsheet with the attendee
contact info.

12:45 1:00 Wrap-up

We will wrap things up, thank the sponsor and give everyone a chance to
continue their conversations and networking. In general these lunches last from
11 to 1 pm.

We host these lunches each month and you are welcome to return and use these
events as part of your marketing program. Please keep in mind who the sponsor
is and how you may help them. Bring someone with you next month to introduce to
the sponsor. If you are interested in sponsoring please call me at 410-638-5083.
We waive the marketing fee for the first event. You simply buy lunch. If you
continue with a six or twelve month program we charge a marketing fee of $500
per event. You continue to pay for lunch.

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2006-08-03T22:33:00.000+01:00

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2006-08-03T14:31:00.000+01:00

Oooh, good, another million euros. I was just getting to the end of
the last million too.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: staatmicroorgnl@casmomplat.com <staatmicroorgnl@casmomplat.com>
Date: 03-Aug-2006 13:57
Subject: CONGRATULATION!!! YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS HAS WON A PROMOTION
To:

Dear Winner,

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice the result. We are happy
to inform you that you have emerged a winner of one million euros
(1,000,000.00)Euros.
NOTE: to file for your claim, please contact the fiduciary agent.
Find below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these
numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent.

PROMOTION DATE: 03rd of August 2006.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 15/051/IPD

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Mr.Peter van Holf,
Address:P.O. Box 2021 3500GA Utrecht Netherlands.
Tel. : +31-649-301-215
Email :executiveplanetz@aim.com

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Pls Respond

2006-08-02T20:13:00.000+01:00

Mrs. Theresa Djong Grout? Wow, that's a cool name.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Theresa Djong Grout <djongtheresa@yahoo.com.hk>
Date: 03-Aug-2006 09:29
Subject: Pls Respond
To: CONFIDENTIAL

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Theresa Djong Grout I am a dying woman who have decided to
donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for
cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who
has left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my
late husband to the you for the good work of God,rather than allow my
relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.Please pray,that the
good Lord forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and i beleive he
has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in
less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,500,000 (Ten million five hundred
thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact
that my relatives are around me and my health status.I have adjusted my WILL
and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the
transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact
my lawyer with this specified email ericadvocatnl@yahoo.com.hk and tell
him that I have WILLED ($10,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him
that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work.I know I
dont know you but I have been directed to do this.Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last
wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my
relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Mrs. Theresa Djong Grout

A SOLUTION HAS FINALLY COME YOUR WAY!!!

2006-08-02T13:01:00.000+01:00

A SOLUTION! FINALLY! YAY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SOLUTION!

Sorry. That was a bit loud.

Anyway, nice to see that "COOL PENNY IS BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS". Is she really? Hey, she *must* be good.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: REV. FR. NATHAN BENSON <revfrnathanbenson@web.de>
Date: 23-Aug-2006 07:53
Subject: A SOLUTION HAS FINALLY COME YOUR WAY!!!
To: michael

THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

Email:revfrnathanbenson@web.de

Personal Memo

DEAR BENEFICIARY,

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? HOPE THIS MESSAGE MEETS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WELL.

I AM REV. FR. NATHAN BENSON, A SENIOR STAFF WITH THE WORLD BANK AUDIT
GROUP IN UNITED KINGDOM (WBAG). I AM WRITING YOU THIS LETTER BECAUSE
COOL PENNY IS BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. IT IS BETTER FOR ONE TO
LIVE AND DIE POOR HONEST MAN THAN A RICH DISHONEST ONE.

THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER (CSO) OF THE WORLD BANK ZONAL OFFICE,
HERE IN UK,AND I HAVE ARRANGED WITH AN OFFICER IN THE COMPUTER SECTION
{ENGINEER ROODNEY DIAMA} TO BRING OUT PART OF YOUR TOTAL CONTRACT SUM
AMOUNTING TO US$10 MILLION.

WHY WE DID THIS IS BECAUSE ACCORDING TO INFORMATION
GATHERED FROM THE DEBT OWNED TO THE FOREIGN CONTRACTORS BY THE WEST
AFRICAN GOVERNMENT(S), THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO
RECEIVE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT SUCCESS. AS I FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE
ALMOST MET ALL THE STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS OF THE PAYING COUNTRY, IN
RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT.

YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUP. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED
IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE MERELY DOING PAPER WORKS WITH
YOU. ALSO WE FOUND OUT THAT SOME OF THE OFFICIALS HAVE BEEN EXTORTING
MONEY FROM YOU WITH THE PRETEXT OF HELPING YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR MONEY.
I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MAY LAST FOR YEARS, YET NOTHING HAPPENS IF
YOU DO NOT DO AWAY WITH THOSE OFFICERS YOU ARE DEALING WITH AND FOR
SECURITY REASONS.

YOUR MONEY IS IN ONE SECURITY-PROOF BOX WEIGHING 110KG. RECENTLY, A
FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS A DIPLOMAT DISCLOSED TO ME THAT THERE IS A
COURIER SERVICE COMPANY THEY USE TO SEND DIPLOMATIC
MATERIALS,INFORMATION AND OTHER VALUABLES FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER.
IT HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND CANNOT BE CHECKED BY ANY CUSTOMS
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

YESTERDAY, WE MET WITH THE SECURITY COURIER COMPANY, FINALIZED AND
CONCLUDED ARRANGEMENTS ON HOW TO MOVE THE MONEY BY COURIER TO YOU. WE
TOLD THE COURIER SERVICE COMPANY THAT THE BOX CONTAINED FILM
MATERIALS,AND WHEN OPENED,THE MATERIALS WILL SPOIL. WE DID NOT DECLARE
MONEY BECAUSE COURIER DOES NOT CARRY MONEY.

THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT TO AVOID
BECAUSE THE BOX WAS PADDED WITH SYNTHETIC NYLON AND TO OPEN IT, YOU
HAVE TO CUT THE PAD BEFORE YOU WILL MEET THE BUTTONS THAT YOU WILL
PRESS TO OPEN THE DIAL CODE-LOCK. THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX
AND BE ABLE TO CLOSE IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT WAS PADDED WITH MACHINE.

I WILL MEET THEM AS SOON AS I HAVE YOUR GO AHEAD ORDER. THE DIPLOMAT
WILL HELP ME SO WE DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM. WE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOU
MUST COMPENSATE US BY DONATING THE SUM OF FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLAR (US$500,000.00) TO CHARITY (LESS PRIVILEGES) , AS SOON
AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY.
TO THIS EFFECT, YOU WILL SEND TO ME A PROMISSORY NOTE FOR FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR (US$500,000.00). HOWEVER, YOU ARE GOING
TO FOOT THE COST OF BRINGING THE BOX WHICH TO YOUR NORMINATED
DESTINATION.

PLEASE MAINTAIN TOPMOST SECRECY AS IT MAY CAUSE A LOT OF PROBLEMS IF
FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE USING THIS WAY TO HELP YOU.DO NOT EVER TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY IN YOUR POSSESSION. I
WANT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE MY INSTINCT IS TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE AN
HONEST PERSON AND YOU HAVE SUFFERED A LOT IN THE PROCESS OF REALIZING
YOUR MONEY.WHEN YOU CONCLUDE THIS AND SEND OUR
PROMISORY NOTE, WE WILL HELP TO MOVE THE FINAL PART OF YOUR MONEY TO YOU.

GOD BE WITH US AS WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY. PLEASE, DO KEEP THIS HIGHLY
CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY
WHICH WILL BE COMING TO YOU AS FAMILY VALUABLES AND TREASURES.
TO MAKE IT EASY FOR US, PLEASE DO FURNISH US WITH YOUR FULL CONTACT
ADDRESS,PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER,FAX NUMBER AND YOUR PRIVATE E.MAIL
ADDRESS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
REV. FR. NATHAN BENSON
DIRECTOR, SPECIAL DUTIES
Please reply to: revnathanbenson@yahoo.co.uk
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IT'S ALL YOURS (YOU WON IT BIG).

2006-08-01T09:50:00.000+01:00

Oooh, a million dollars. That's nice.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: lotwin_nl1212@virgilio.it <lotwin_nl1212@virgilio.it>
Date: 31-Jul-2006 16:07
Subject: IT'S ALL YOURS (YOU WON IT BIG).
To:

IT'S ALL YOURS (YOU WON IT BIG).
Hurray!!!

2006 WINNING NOTICE
FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD
DEPARTMENT

Dear Recipient,

RESULTS FOR JUNE 2006
CATEGORY "B" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,
the results of The Category "B" draws of LUCKY DAY INTERNATIONAL.
We
are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the JUNE
LUCKY DRAWS First Category, which is part of our promotional draws.

The draws were held prior to your notification.
Participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 4,000,000
names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa,
America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand
as part of our International Promotions Program.

You/Your Company,
attached to ticket number IL252/03/78 with serial /file reference
number IL25278NL drew the lucky numbers 14, 17, 19,23,28,33 (18), and
consequently won in the 'elevated Category B'. You have therefore been
awarded a Bond lump sum pay out One Million United States Dollars
(US$1, 000,000.00), which is the winning payout for 'elevated Category
B' winners. Batch number is KK1011.

Please contact the claims agent
within 3 weeks from today via;
Name: Mr. Steve Olea
Email:
oleascontacts@netscape.net
Email: oleascontacts@wowmail.com
Fax
number: +31-84-754-7144.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Regards,

Rick Mettin
(Assistance Director).

FW: sibling

2006-07-31T20:51:00.000+01:00

Away with you, you bothersome spam bandit.

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Sent: 31 July 2006 20:40
To:
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have taken one of the boatsand escaped with Janai. Conceivably, it might
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brought into it. I had to fight itconstantly to keep it headed in the
direction I wished to travel. If she had any, they would die as soon asthey
were hatched. He shook meroughly, and when I opened my eyes I saw that he
was greatly excited. It was with a feeling of great relief that I found my
body still safein its vault-like tomb. I have not known whom to trust, she
said, but I have trusted youmore than any other. Even so, we shall be lucky
if they do not see us. There, at least, was a hope; and I determinedto cling
to it to the bitter end. That, said the leader, pointing, is Gooli, the
largest city in theworld. She might havespoken in the same way of a thoat or
a calot. You will besacrificing our lives as well as yours, uselessly. It
might have been a momentous matter of state, soserious were they. We were
surrounded by fully fiftywarriors, well though crudely armed. It does not
seem possible that we two shall ever find Ras Thavas, shesaid, sadly. It is
all very confusing and baffling; Icannot understand it. Come, fellow, you
shall see the treasures. I am glad that you did not go away with him
willingly, I said. I thought that they were onlygrumbling among themselves
and heaping abuse upon me. I turneddisconsolately away from the boat. I
thought that they had notnoticed me, but presently one of the officers
approached me. As we approached the village, a couple of hundred people came
to meetus. It is all very confusing and baffling; Icannot understand it. And
I think that one of them is a woman, said Tun Gan. Then, for the first time,
Janai and I were able toconverse. This, I assumed, was themagnificent palace
of Anatok. These Goolians of the Island of Ompt aremarsupials, oviparous
marsupials. You are absolutely mistaken, replied Sytor. He led the way into
his palace, and I followed with a score of warriorspressing about me. There,
in his great palace, dwells Anatok, Jed of Gooli and all ofthe Island of
Ompt. You have no right todo that to us when there is no hope of success.

FW: Atún peligroso con contenido aumentado de mercurio en su mercado local

2006-07-29T22:54:00.000+01:00

oh, fuck off.

-----Original Message-----
From: "manlan9"<maniace@hotmail.es>
Sent: 29/07/06 22:28:01
To: "
Subject: Atún peligroso con contenido aumentado de mercurio en su mercado local

Nosotros luchamos por el futuro de nuestro planeta, por favor, ayudenos.
Solamente todos juntos podemos proteger nuestra naturaleza
Envien este mensaje

a "Environmental Protection Agency and Food and Drug Administration" (Agencia de Protección de Ambiente y Administración de Drogas y de Alimentación) para que mejoren las pruebas de mercurio, de este modo podemos proteger nuestas familias y delfines.
En Océano Pacífico de Este, enorme, maduro atún (neothunnus macropterus) frencuentamente habita con cardume de delfines esta relación la aprovechan algunos pescadores comerciales que usan redes de cerco y así pescan a los delfines y atunes a la vez.
Desde fines de 1950 aproximadamente siete millones de delfines se murieron de esta manera.
Otro variante de ayudarnos es enviar esta carta o este link a nuestra página web:

carbonated

2006-07-26T17:14:00.000+01:00

We sometimes carry them away and eat them, yes. They are tasty, thanks, Moses.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Moses Morrow <vvenij@tin-can-alley.com>
Date: 26-Jul-2006 16:56
Subject: carbonated
To: aster

Do they carry them away and eat them, as these did? He looked very
grave, and, with a perfect look of innocence, said, All things say O
to him. Do they carry them away and eat them, as these did? - Well,
Friday, and what does your nation do with the men they take? I
inquired if he could tell me how I might go from this island, and get
among those white men. - Yes, I have been here (points to the NW. -
You always fight the better; how came you to be taken prisoner, then,
Friday? - Well, Friday, and what does your nation do with the men they
take? side of the island, which, it seems, was their side). side of
the island, which, it seems, was their side). He told me, Yes, yes,
you may go in two canoe. This was the pleasantest year of all the
life I led in this place. I inquired if he could tell me how I might
go from this island, and get among those white men. I asked him if
the people who die in his country went away anywhere? - Yes, my
nation eat mans too; eat all up. He looked very grave, and, with a
perfect look of innocence, said, All things say O to him. Then I asked
him whether those they eat up went thither too. - But why did not
your side recover you from the hands of your enemies, then? - Yes, my
nation eat mans too; eat all up. I inquired if he could tell me how I
might go from this island, and get among those white men. I asked him
then, if this old person had made all things, why did not all things
worship him? I understood him in many things, and let him know I was
very well pleased with him. side of the island, which, it seems, was
their side). - They run, one, two, three, and me, and make go in the
canoe; my nation have no canoe that time. - Yes, I have been here
(points to the NW. Then I asked him whether those they eat up went
thither too. He looked very grave, and, with a perfect look of
innocence, said, All things say O to him. I inquired if he could tell
me how I might go from this island, and get among those white men. -
They run, one, two, three, and me, and make go in the canoe; my
nation have no canoe that time. - Well, Friday, and what does your
nation do with the men they take? how far off the coast was from
whence they came? - You always fight the better; how came you to be
taken prisoner, then, Friday? - They run, one, two, three, and me,
and make go in the canoe; my nation have no canoe that time. Then I
asked him whether those they eat up went thither too. - Well, Friday,
and what does your nation do with the men they take? I took him up
and made much of him, and encouraged him all I could. Do they carry
them away and eat them, as these did? - You always fight the better;
how came you to be taken prisoner, then, Friday? He told me, Yes, yes,
you may go in two canoe. - They run, one, two, three, and me, and
make go in the canoe; my nation have no canoe that time.

FW: Sotheby's Announcement - need a part-time job?

2006-07-15T08:44:00.000+01:00

Here's an interesting twist on the old 419 scam - an offer of a job at
Sothebys.

Nice to see these scamming twunts are using a bit more imagination instead
of the old "rich dead relative" bit. But they can still cock off.

________________________________

From: Christiana Romali [mailto:christianaromali@yahoo.it]
Sent: 15 July 2006 02:59
To: christianaromali@yahoo.it
Subject: Sotheby's Announcement - need a part-time job?

Christiana Romali
Sotheby's Expert
Via Filippo Tajani 37
Roma. 00149
Italy.
Email: sothebypainting@hotmail.com <mailto:christianaromali@hotmail.com>
<mailto:sothebypainting@yahoo.it>

Hi,

I am Christiana Romali, a Sotheby's expert located in Rome.

Sotheby's is an Institue of Art, that predominantly focuses on Art auctions.

As a Sotheby's expert, l do have on sales: some modern and old works of Art
i.e Paintings, Porcelain Vases, Jewelry, African & European Sculptures,
Musical Instruments, English Literature & History e.t.c.....

The salient of conatcting you now is that, I am looking for a competent
sale's representative in the USA.
A sale's representative that will serves as a cashier between my clients and
me.
This same sale's representative will handle all payments associated with all
Art works sold in the US, in the sence that he/she will be ready to process
all sales' payments accruing from US and forward back to me.

The major reason behind this part-time job offer, is that all payments
accruing from US are not readily cashable outside the US or Canada.

I am prepared and willing to pay the representive 10% for every payment
received and successfully processed.

The sale's representative must be responsible and reliable.

If you are interested, responsible and reliable, then e-mail me the
followings:( i.e informations to make all payments payable to)
1-NAME AS IT IS TO APPEAR ON THE PAYMENT ?
2-FULL CONTACT ADDRESS OF THE RECIPIENT ?
3-CONTACT PHONE NUMBER ?
4-SEX ?
5-AGE ?
6-OCCUPATION ?
7-MARITAL STATUS ?

*Note*
All informations given shall be kept confidential and only be used for this
job offer.

Thank you and l do look forward to hearing favorably from you.

Sincerely,
Christiana Romali

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Melt away pounds with Hoodia

2006-07-08T18:31:00.000+01:00

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
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FW: Urgent Fraud Prevention Group Notice

2006-07-02T17:21:00.000+01:00

...and you're done.

Click on that link, and you will be.

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FW: Sign up Today for MasterCard SecureCode

2006-07-01T13:56:00.000+01:00

Computer: £350
Internet connection: £12 per month
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Exposing scamming spamming cocksuckers to the world: priceless

Sorry, it had to be done.

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CAN YOU BE OF HELP?

2006-06-30T14:35:00.000+01:00

>I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge
you to treat it serious.

Unfortunately, John, I don't believe you, and I think you're a scamming twunt.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: JOHN J LUCAS <john.lucas@virgilio.it>
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:55
Subject: CAN YOU BE OF HELP?
To: michael@pigpog.com

My dear friend,
Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a
hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious.
I am a Director in Procurement Department with Petroleum Ministry here in
Europe I obtained your email while searching for a reliable person, who could

assist me in receiving transfer of a supposed contract awarded funds.
This fund came as a result of over estimated contract awarded sums executed
by foreign contractors in the Petroleum Ministry. The concerned Ministry has
approved these over invoiced funds for payment.

The contracts which the over invoiced sums was created from has been
executed and commissioned. What I am about to receive now, is the over
estimated funds which was added during the process of obtaining the
contracts for my own interest. This is a normal deal that goes in my
Ministry by top officials.
On my part, all modalities have been worked out in ensuring a smooth
conclusion of the contract payment to your bank account within the next few
days. My department approves payments to contractors, and I happen to head
the department.All I want from you is to receive these funds on my behalf as a
Sub-Let Company, because as Government Official I cannot collect the
funds directly from my Ministry, neither I am allowed by Law to operate/
run foreign bank accounts. If you are trustworthy and can assist me in
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Please note that there is no risk involved in receiving the over estimated
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address is john_jlucas@virgilio.it
I hope I can trust you to treat this proposal with utmost confidentiality.
Looking forward to hearing from you soonest
Best regards,
Engineer John J. Lucas

--
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http://pigpog.com

FW: The Macallan Fine Oak

2006-06-28T08:35:00.000+01:00

Grr.

Whisky spam was annoying enough when I was a drinker. Now I'm not it's
really fucking annoying. "Hey! Remember whisky? Nice, wasn't it? I bet
you wish you could have some!"

Listen Macallan, why don't you go pour yourself a wee dram of "cock off"?

________________________________

From: The Macallan [mailto:webmaster@themacallan.com]
Sent: 27 June 2006 14:14

Subject: The Macallan Fine Oak

The Macallan Fine Oak <http://www.themacallan.com/index.html>
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Security Measures

2006-06-18T15:03:00.000+01:00

I thought Sam told you to fork off?

Well, Bog doesn't want any either.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: North Fork Bank <aw-service@northforkbank.com>
Date: 17-Jun-2006 20:43
Subject: Security Measures
To: Bog bog

North Fork Bank
is constantly working to
ensure security by regularly screening the
accounts in our system. We recently
reviewed your account, and we need more
information to help us provide you with
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information, your access to sensitive
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inconvenience.
________________________________
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Your account access has been limited for
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June 15, 2006: We would like to ensure
that your account was not accessed by an
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North Fork Bank account features. We
understand that this may be an inconvenience
but please understand that this temporary
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(Your case ID for this reason is
NFB04-410-320-3334.)

At North Fork Bank, one of our most
important responsibilities to you, our
customer, is the safekeeping of the
nonpublic personal ("confidential") information
you have entrusted to us and using this
information in a responsible manner.
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information you provide us is also at the
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How can I restore my account access?

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http://pigpog.com

Coverage for your teeth at discounts

2006-06-18T15:01:00.000+01:00

No, thanks, I'll just keep using my lips.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
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Date: 18 Jun 2006 00:51:02 -0400
Subject: Coverage for your teeth at discounts
To: aster@pigpog.com

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Being r1ch and healthy, much b3tter than p00r and sick.

2006-06-18T15:00:00.000+01:00

Ph34r h15 1337 5p4mm1n6 5k1llz.

Relax. We overspammed j00.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Garland <HSj@pigpog.com>
Date: 18-Jun-2006 11:57
Subject: Being r1ch and healthy, much b3tter than p00r and sick.
To: bog

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gqYQiBaZNLGqmpPm0AyW8iBLyBe0QtXDCbqKofJivAMuF8Jlmk6p8oFRNJGut4buNRmH8qosfhR

--
Michael Randall
http://pigpog.com

FW: Update account information

2006-06-17T21:24:00.000+01:00

Fork off.

-----Original Message-----
From: "North Fork Bank"<aw-service@northforkbank.com>
Sent: 17/06/06 20:41:18
To: Subject: Update account information

North Fork Bank is constantly working to ensure security by regularly screening the accounts in our system. We recently reviewed your account, and we need more information to help us provide you with secure service. Until we can collect this information, your access to sensitive account features will be limited. We would like to restore your access as soon as possible, and we apologize for the inconvenience.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is my account access limited?

Your account access has been limited for the following reason(s):

(Your case ID for this reason is NFB04-410-320-3334.)

At North Fork Bank, one of our most important responsibilities to you, our customer, is the safekeeping of the nonpublic personal ("confidential") information you have entrusted to us and using this information in a responsible manner. Appropriate use of the confidential information you provide us is also at the heart of our ability to provide you with exceptional personal service whenever you contact us.

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FW: This is a reminder to log in to PayPal as soon as possible.

2006-06-15T21:48:00.000+01:00

It's scam night! Cock off you fraudulent bastards!

________________________________

From: PayPal Account [mailto:account@PayPal.com]
Sent: 15 June 2006 21:24
To:
Subject: This is a reminder to log in to PayPal as soon as possible.

Dear PayPal Customer,

As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the
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Be sure to log in securely by click on this link:
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Once you log in, you will be provided with steps to
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In accordance with PayPal's User Agreement, your account access will
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FW: * * * Important Security Measures * * * Update Your Account Information * * *

2006-06-15T21:45:00.000+01:00

Because only ***genuine important email*** arrives decorated with ***so many
stars***

Or so they think

We know that it's really the same as flashing neon sign that reads

***THIS IS A SCAMMING, SPAMMING PIECE OF CRAP THAT HAS ONLY EVER BEEN NEAR
EBAY WHEN IT WAS BIDDING FOR A PAIR OF ANNE WIDDECOMBE'S DIRTY KNICKERS***

Cock Off!

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From: eBay Security Center [mailto:update@ebay.com]
Sent: 15 June 2006 21:23
Subject: * * * Important Security Measures * * * Update Your Account
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2006-06-13T20:22:00.000+01:00

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2006-06-10T10:54:00.000+01:00

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Sent: 10 June 2006 11:28
To: Natal

Subject: I can help u out

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2006-06-09T20:13:00.000+01:00

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-----Original Message-----
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Sent: 10 June 2006 03:05
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: From: Michael Ezra

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2006-06-09T17:20:00.000+01:00

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2006-06-09T17:19:00.000+01:00

I didn't need much preparation time. I can be spammed at a moment's
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kelvin <bonilla@hemija.net>
Date: 09-Jun-2006 13:47
Subject: prepare yourself for this
To: Anselm aster
Cc: michael, bog, sam

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2006-06-08T11:35:00.000+01:00

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DONATION FOR THE LORD

2006-06-07T19:21:00.000+01:00

You wouldn't think he'd *need* any money, really. Surely you could
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Mrs Praise Uwaoma <mrspraise001@atlas.sk>
Date: 07-Jun-2006 15:53
Subject: DONATION FOR THE LORD
To:

DONATION FOR THE LORD
From: Mrs. Praise Uwaoma

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.I am the above name
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with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died
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after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we
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I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which
the Bible is really against.

When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S.
Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this
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churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God,
building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very
important.

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took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's
hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish
interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I
know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace.

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Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful
all through your life.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
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Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,
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--
Michael Randall
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2006-06-07T19:17:00.000+01:00

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2006-06-07T15:00:00.000+01:00

> ...WHICH REQUIRES UTMOST URGENCY

So, you're not going to want me to put this in the Spam Recycling
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Whoopsie...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: SIR PETERS DICKSON. <dicpeters1@yahoo.ca>
Date: 07-Jun-2006 12:55
Subject: BUSINESS ASSISTANTS!
To: bog

PETERS DICKSON & CO. BUSINESS CONSULTANTS & PROJECT
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OUR REF JBC/MAKN/44
YOUR REF_______________________
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INVEST THE SUM OF US $40 MILLION IN YOUR CONUTRY OR
ANY OTHER COUNTRY WITH GOOD ECONOMIC STABILITY AND
POLITICAL CLIMATE.OUR CLIENT IS INTERESTED IN REAL
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THIS FUND IN THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR MAXIMUM
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FOR OBVIOUS REASONS MY CLIENT DOES NOT WISH TO PLACE
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FOREIGNER TO HELP MOVE THIS FUND AND IN TURN MANAGE IT
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RESPONSE FROM YOU WE SHALL LET YOU KNOW HOW TO RECEIVE
IT.
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TOTAL SUM THAT IS US$8 MILLION AND AN ANNUAL 10% OF
THE AFTER TAX RETURNS FOR THE FIRST 5 YEARS THEREAFTER
THE TERMS SHALL BE REVIEWED.
IF YOU ARE WILLING TO DO THIS PLEASE INDICATE YOUR
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2006-06-07T14:52:00.000+01:00

Wow. It's like fine quality poetry. Especially the "patriarchal
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Etta Cook <winufmzpp@dougplayford.free-online.co.uk>
Date: 07-Jun-2006 12:20
Subject: frightful
To: bog@pigpog.com

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2006-06-07T14:50:00.000+01:00

It wasn't a bad day, until it was interrupted by spamming twunts. You
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Shirley <s@pigpog.com>
Date: 07-Jun-2006 06:50
Subject: StOp smOke! Here is the way fOr healthy life
To: bog@pigpog.com

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FW: EMIRATES ISLAMIC BANK

2006-06-06T18:53:00.000+01:00

"My name is H.E. EASA SALEH AL GURG CBE"

Good for you. I hope you enjoy it.

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http://pigpog.com/

-----Original Message-----
From: EMIRATES ISLAMIC BANK [mailto:emiratesislamicbank@pochta.ru]
Sent: 06 June 2006 17:30
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: EMIRATES ISLAMIC BANK

>From the Desk of: H.E. EASA SALEH AL GURG CBE
Vice Chairman, Central Computing Unit (C.C.U) EMIRATES ISLAMIC BANK Emirates
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(Treasury) 48138 MEBFX EM
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Private E-mail address: emiratesislamicbank@centrum.cz

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We had an esteemed deceased foreign customer who happened to be a citizen of
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The policy of the Bank however stipulates a limited time of period for such
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The proceedings of the transaction will be shared 50% each after every
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Address:
Telephone No:
Fax No:
Mobile No:
Date of birth:
Current Occupation:

For security purpose, please make sure you reply to this Email Address:
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H.E. EASA SALEH AL GURG CBE
Vice Chairman
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2006-06-06T12:29:00.000+01:00

No. Momentum is rarely building for any stock by hyping it through the
medium of spam.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: malfunction
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2006 12:34:43 +0200
From: Maud Muniz <xjpkppk@hanscafe.com.au>
To: aster

Trade Date: Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
Company: BioElectronics Corporation
Symbol: BIEL
Price: $0.025

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BioElectronics Corporation Announces New 510(k) Market Clearance
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BioElectronics currently manufactures and sells ActiPatch(TM), a drug-free
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2006-06-06T12:28:00.000+01:00

Dear
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6TH JUNE
2006

We are pleased to
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scamming TWUNTS.

Seriously, is this supposed to be in the form of Haiku or something?

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: ATTENTION¡¡¡¡¡¡
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2006 12:05:48 +0100 (GMT+01:00)
From: DAMESA NATIONAL <damesa.national4@virgilio.it>
Reply-To: FEDINCOY11@NETSCAPE.NET

3RD JUNE 2006

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For Claims Officer
The Lotto Company,Spain..
D JUNE 2006

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3RD JUNE 2006
.
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from a batch of
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for
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of 250,000.00euros
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were attached
to your
lotto
payment order

(i)Lucky numbers:
7-87-
34-19-14-12
(ii) Ticket
number:
788384534-7777
(iii) Batch
Number:
JVHN/78/435/VHIT(iv)
Lottery Ref
Number:
TSR1242-
BGR1034/06and
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Fedda
Insurance
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Email:
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TEL: +34- 651-335-
021.
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the acknowlegement
of the receipt of
this winning
notification you
would be sent a
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the
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Yours sincerely,
NORA BRAWN
For Claims Officer
The
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FW: Question from eBay Member!

2006-06-04T18:03:00.000+01:00

Another big pile of fetid eBay scamming horse shit. These people should be
shot.

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FW: whatcha think about this

2006-06-04T18:02:00.000+01:00

I *am* unhappy. Very unhappy. You're right.

Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if I wasn't forced fed so much fucking SPAM!

-----Original Message-----
From: Tommy [mailto:paige@allaboutmoms.com]
Sent: 04 June 2006 18:14
To: Welch
Cc: dam@pigpog.com
Subject: whatcha think about this

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2006-06-04T18:01:00.000+01:00

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Wanna drop 20 lbs on us?

2006-06-04T08:54:00.000+01:00

You have no idea how much.

More than 20 lbs, actually, I'm feeling generous.

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2006-06-02T15:04:00.000+01:00

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FW: Pls Reply Me

2006-06-01T22:16:00.000+01:00

All Block caps? Check
Paragraphs of utter gibbering nonsense? Check
Promises of wealth backed up with divine blessings? Check
Unintentional fart joke? Yes! Check!

All these checks makes *you*, Halima Mohameed, a scamming 419ing twunt of a
goit and it's my pleasure to toss your sorry arse into the Spam Recycling
Centre! It's like Room 101, but with more crunch.

-----Original Message-----
From: HALIMA MOHAMEED [mailto:halimaa206@yahoo.com]
Sent: 03 May 2006 19:17
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Pls Reply Me

HELLO DEAREST,
MY SINCERE APOLOGY TO BOTHER YOU. LATELY, I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH LATERAL
AMYOTROPHIC CANCER WHICH WAS DISCOVERED RECENTLY AND DUE TO THE PERSISTENCE
NATURE OF THIS CANCER,L COULD NOT DO MUCH TO PURSUE MY FUTURE AMBITIOM IN
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RECEIVING ADDRESS TO TAKE THE SAFE DELIVERY AND CUSTODY OF MY PRECIOUS
DIAMOND STONE INHERITED FROM MY LATE FATHER.
I AM THE SURVING DAUGTHER OF LATE DR AND MRS MOHAMEED, MY FAHTER WAS A
PRECIOUS STONE MERCHANT IN SIERRA LEONE AND WAS POISONED BY HIS BEST FRIEND
ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING JUST TO HAVE THIS STONE. MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST
OCTOBER 2004. I WAS VERY MUCH SPEACIAL TO MY FATHER BECAUSE I WAS A
MOTHERLESS CHILD AS MY FATHER REFUSE TO RE-MARRY AS ITS WAS HIS PROMISE TO
TAKE CARE OF ME UNTIL HIS UNTIMELY DEATH ON 29TH NOVEMBER 2004 IN A PRIVATE
HOSPITAL, HE SECRETLY HANDED OVER A PIECE OF DIAMOND AND A TORN PAPER DETAIL
THE ASSAY ANALYSIS OF THE STONE WHEN HE KNEW THAT HE WILL PASS AWAY NO
SOONER THAN LATER.
HE TOLD ME THAT PIECE OF STONE HE GAVE ME IS CALLED "DIAMOND" AND IS A
CUSHION SHAPED STONE OF 118.00 CARAT AS HE SAID THE STONE DESCRIPTION
SIMPLY OF FANCY COLOUR THOUGH WHICH COLOUR GRADE IT RECEIVED IS UNCLEAR
WHICH IS A STELLAR BRILLIANT CUT WITH EIGHT FACETS POINTING OUTWARD FROM
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FW: Aqua Stations Water Coolers

2006-06-01T22:12:00.000+01:00

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting a new group of spamming goits...
Link-Media! A big hand for them, folks! Or a big raised middle finger.
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sellers and 419 scammers.

________________________________

From: Aqua Stations [mailto:coolers@mail-return.org]
Sent: 30 May 2006 21:52
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Aqua Stations Water Coolers

<http://www.link-media.org/mint/aquastations.jpg>

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FW: we fuck you bloody europenas

2006-06-01T19:13:00.000+01:00

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________________________________

From: Paolo Silva [mailto:psilva66@yahoo.com]
Sent: 01 June 2006 18:43
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: we fuck you bloody europenas

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FW: You free

2006-05-30T13:01:00.000+01:00

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2006-05-30T11:27:00.000+01:00

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FW: Urgent Reply Needed

2006-05-30T08:47:00.000+01:00

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-----Original Message-----
From: Mrs.Kudarat Moosa. [mailto:kudarat_moosa772@she.com]
Sent: 30 May 2006 08:39
To: sam@pigpog.com
Subject: Urgent Reply Needed

From:Mrs Kudarat Moosa.
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2006-05-29T22:29:00.000+01:00

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________________________________

From: Ismael [mailto:I@pigpog.com]
Sent: 29 May 2006 10:10
To:
Subject: I f0und nice meds@pills.biz
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FW: 免費計程車

2006-05-29T15:08:00.000+01:00

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FW: SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

2006-05-29T15:07:00.000+01:00

I wonder if Yahoo even care now that people are using their name in
connection with 419 scams?

________________________________

From: Johnson Wedu [mailto:johnson_wedu1@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: 29 May 2006 11:36
To: johnson_wedu1@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

Attn;Sir,
I am Mr.Johnson Wedu, the Personal secretary to late Mr John Carpenter, an
expatriate, who used to work with shell development company Accra-Ghana. On
the 21st of April 2004, my master, his wife and their threechildren were
involved in a car accident along Hillakondji Express Road. All occupants of
the vehicleunfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several
enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my master'sextended relatives,
this has proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts. I
decided to tracehis relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his
family but to no avail, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to
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master before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the
Security company, where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly,
Security company where the deceased had a deposit valued at about $12
million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have
the deposit confisicated within the next three official working weeks. Since
I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives, I seek your concent
to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you are from the
same country so that the proceeds of this deposit valued at $12 million
dollars can be paid to you and then you and me will share the money, 50% to
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shelve when I heared of their death, that can be used to back up any claim
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arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. You have to
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FW: KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE

2006-05-29T15:06:00.000+01:00

OK. I got your spam! I got your scamming lottery spam!

I love this bit:

"your e-mail address attached to serial number 25-6565 drew the lucky numbers 08, 15, 23,16,33,42 which consequently emerged you as one of first five (10) lucky winners in the second category."

Stupid twunts. Fuck off.

-----Original Message-----
From: LA PRIMTIVA LOTTERIA ES 2006. [mailto:primitiv_info@virgilio.it]
Sent: 29 May 2006 14:15
Subject: KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE

KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE

LA PRIMTIVA LOTTERIA ES
INTERNATIONAL
DE PEREDA N0
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28007,MADRID-ESPAÑA.
Ref :FAQ/231-ILGI0431/05
Batch: No:
EAPA/15/096/FAQ

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Due to the mix up of
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FW: greatly nickname

2006-05-29T15:05:00.001+01:00

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________________________________

From: Olive Carson [mailto:zjxvsp@qr.be]
Sent: 29 May 2006 13:26
To:
Subject: greatly nickname

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2006-05-29T15:05:00.000+01:00

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2006-05-29T15:04:00.000+01:00

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he's a manager. Of what, I don't know. I didn't give him much time to
explain before I hit the 'block' button. I'm harsh like that.

I'm sorry, but when it comes to instant messaging, if your name's not down,
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2006-05-28T22:52:00.000+01:00

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Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 20:30:31 +0300 (EEST)
From: postcode_nl_lotto01 <postcode_nl_lotto01@mynet.com>

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2006-05-28T22:51:00.000+01:00

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2006-05-28T22:50:00.000+01:00

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2006-05-28T16:36:00.000+01:00

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2006-05-27T19:46:00.000+01:00

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2006-05-27T18:35:00.000+01:00

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